Editing Elf (section)

===Is your Elf /tg/ approved?===
[[File:Perv.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Elf watching is a popular hobby]]
A Quick guide to making a /tg/ approved elf. Every answer of yes is a point in their favor.

* Do [[Dwarf Fortress|they eat people]]?
* Are they batshit crazy?
* Do they have Dragons? 
* Do they learn from their mistakes (or even make mistakes at all that are acknowledged by the story as such?)
* Does s/he do [[Doomrider|cocaaaaaaaaaaine?]]
* Are they NOT Chaotic Good? (Double extra important if it's a Drow)
* Does s/he wield a chainsaw? (<strike>only applicable to some settings</strike> Forget that part. A chainsaw wielding, magic casting elf will be accepted anywhere, due to the rules of [[awesome]])
* Is s/he NOT protective of trees/animals? Alternatively, [[Dwarf Fortress|is he/she protective of trees and/or animals BUT to the point of bloody fanaticism ?]]
* Is s/he sexually attractive?
* Is s/he bloodthirsty?
* Does s/he know how to work metal?
* Is s/he skilled at making technology? Otherwise, is s/he at least skilled at using technology?
* If s/he is an archer or melee combatant, does s/he have visible muscles? (Note s/he doesn't have to be RIPPED, just visibly muscular. "Swimmer's physique" is a thing. Go google image search for Olympic athletes in the relevant sport ("Olympic fencer body" seems to return good (if rather NSFW) results) for reference of what humans who do that kind of thing semi-professionally actually look like.)
* It is NOT another fucking [[Drizzt]] clone?
** Note that this doesn't mean every Dark Elf/Drow has to be a 100% bastard. Just that if you're going to have a non-evil Drow, try, try, TRY to not make it a Chaotic Good Ranger with dual swords.
* Does s/he inspire fear incarnate and is shunned if not hated by society?
* Is s/he NOT childishly, excessively optimistic?
* Does said elf fight with something ELSE than a bow/longsword/rapier/magic? (Axes, hammers, fists, crossbows, hell [http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Melf_%28Earth-616%29 even guns if you have them])
* Does s/he swear profusely like a drunk pirate?
** Does s/he drink?
*** Is s/he a pirate?
* Are they not bigoted against non-elves? Alternatively, [[Dark Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|do they hate non-elves to the point of seeing them as vermin to be enslaved or destroyed]]?
* Is it NOT like any other elf stereotype you have every seen?

If you have a large majority of "yes", congratulations. You have a /tg/ approved elf.

For DM's, you can create any type of elven race. Make it fun for your players, and no one will give a shit. Of course, this is true of Elves in general; if your players don't have a problem with Elves, then feel free to disregard a lot of what you've read so far.