Editing M43 (section)

==No Laughing Matter==
''9 ??? ?802.M42?'''
: Even Tzeentch isn’t completely privy to the ways of the Webway. Such is the god of change that he has just decided to accept and embrace the lump of spaghetti that is the ancient Webway. Only Cegorach, the laughing god of the Eldar can tell you where you are in that convoluted mess. And it was in the year 802M42 that Cegorach made a call for the benefit of all Eldar.The god decided that the Imperium could perhaps be treated like the Old Ones, apathetic respect, and so he appeared to the lost Khan, They had a very interesting conversation that is only known to the Black Library.

An amorphous blob rises out of the floor? of the Webway in front of a weary Jaghatai

<span style="color:#ff00ff">Human primarch known as Khan, I have a...proposal of sorts</span>

Jaghatai assumes a fighting stance, almost itching for combat after such along time in the Webway

<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Who are y...you’re the laughing god of the eldar. I have no reason to listen to you at all.</span>

<span style="color:#ff00ff">I'm well aware of your displeasure of my darkened children, and I share it, albeit not as fiercely as you I must say.</span>

<span style="color:#c0c0c0">That doesn’t change anything. Nothing you could offer me would be worth consorting with a bloody fucking Eldar, and a god at that.</span>

Cegorach squats down and crosses his long legs

<span style="color:#ff00ff">What if it got you out of the Webway</span>

Jaghatai eases up a bit and cocks his head

<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Get me...out of...the Webway? Hold the fuck up, what's the catch? The Eldar are always thinking of themselves. Ask where the bathroom is and, oh, they’ll tell you but just so that they can take a shit in a nicer bathroom by themselves. And you’re one of their gods, so can you understand my trepidation?</span>

Cegorach sighs and then chuckles

<span style="color:#ff00ff">I cannot deny that my children are rather self serving. And in all honesty this proposal aids me and my children just as much as it does your Imperium. Laughable as it may be, the Eldar must finally admit that the only way that the two of our races can survive is to stop fighting each other.</span>

<span style="color:#c0c0c0">So you think that freeing me from this maze will… will...ripple through the galaxy and help the Eldar? </span>

The two parties are silent for a rather long time and then Khan speaks up

<span style="color:#c0c0c0">Can I still kill the spiky ones?</span>

<span style="color:#ff00ff">Hahahahahaha, yes, I’ll even give you the keys.</span>

<span style="color:#c0c0c0">AHAAHAHA, then I believe we have an accord. But, before we go, how good is that teleport-y blob shit you do? I have an idea…</span>

<span style="color:#ff00ff">I’m listening</span>


'''9 763 802.M42'''
: Several days later, the leader of the Dark Eldar, unconvincingly tried to tell people that Jaghatai Khan punched him in the face after Cegorach and the primarch appeared in his bedchambers. The story started to become a bit more believable after reports of Dark Eldar being killed in a new Great Hunt started by the White Scars under their returned primarch.