Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===The Wurzels: Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)===

(Sung from the perspective of a Ratling Sniper about an Adeptus Sororitas he's taken a fancy to)


I drove my Baneblade through your bunker last night<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
I crushed them 'eretics 'neath the treads to keep quiet<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Now somethin's tellin' me, you've finally noticed me<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need<br/>

Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>

I made her laugh *pew* Haha!<br/>

I'll Stick 'em in the guts, then give you all ya need<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
I'll have ya two or three times, I'm a man built for speed<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
And then I'll light me pipe up, and then I will cram<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
My heavy shells up their arses while we purge all the land<br/>

Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>

Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovely bit of stuff an'all<br/>

For seven years I've been stationed right here in this place<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Taking pot-shots at the 'eretics in the face <br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Now if I cleaned me long-las would ya change yur mind<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
I'd polish hard enough to keep the standard flying high<br/>

Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>

Who loves ya baby? THE EMPEROR!<br/>

Weren't we grand couple at that last big advance?<br/>
You had yur eviscerator and I had me long-las <br/>
In yur new power armour with yur incense smellin' grand<br/>
I wanted to duel you one-on-one, show you I'm good with me 'ands<br/>

Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>

Aarrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur holy relics haha!<br/>