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==The Angry Marine Hall of Awesome Deaths/THE FUCKAWESOME WALL OF DEATH!!!==

During the mid to late 30th millennium it was felt by the Angry Marines that there should be a special way to commemorate their most awesome dead. Angry Marine’s already commemorated their dead via any number of ways, anything from getting blind drunk, to inscribing the fallen’s name on the testicles of a chaos space marine, to something really insane like simply spending five minutes of time they could be using to punch something to instead contemplate the achievements of the dead marine.

But after millennia of Angry Marines finding the most spectacular of ways to die (usually taking their foes with them) it was decided to set aside an entire  corridor (admittedly a ten metre high and hundreds of metres long) whereupon the name, means of death and last words of the mostly awesomely fallen marines would be graffitied upon. The list below however, is incomplete as there are still historic deaths yet to be commemorated with yellow spray paint, deaths so ancient that only the silencers know of their occurrence. This fact further complicates the updating of THE FUCKAWESOME WALL OF DEATH!!! as no angry marine can bear sitting down with a silencer to unearth such mysteries.

'''Battle Brother Fuck Sore'''

Died from organ failure brought on by radiation poisoning from using a lump of plutonium on the end of a 2x4 to beat Eldar to death.

Last words: “LOOK, I’VE GROWN ANOTHER FUCKING ARM TO BEAT SHIT WITH!!!”


'''Battle Brother Wang Cheese'''

Died from drinking the blood of a Hive Tyrant after ripping its throat open.

Last words: Unknown, as the acidic blood had destroyed his voice box before he could say anything.


'''Battle Brothers Twice Shat On and Wife Beater Beater'''

Died simultaneously during a pizza eating competition when their stomachs erupted from being filled with a tonne or so of compacted pizza.

Last Words (Wife Beater Beater): “EAT PIZZA AND DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!”


'''Servitor D277-89 (SHIT CLEANER)'''

Died from infections brought on by using its internal machinery to compact collected waste to fire at a boarding party of Chaos Space Marines.

Last Words (translated from binary): “Who cleaneth up the shit now?!”


'''Private Guant Bait'''

Died from wounds sustained fighting of ten Bloodletters using only a lasgun and bayonet.

Last Words: “AFFIX BAYONETS, BITCHES!”


'''Battle Brother Cunt Brained'''

Died from wounds inflicted by a Tau plasma rifle. Cunt Brained ran a mile under constant plasma fire by the Tau wielding the weapon to then beat the xeno over the head with said weapon.

Last words: “WHERE’S THAT COVER-CAMPING TWAT?!!! I’ll SHOVE HIS GUN UP HIS FUCKING ARSE!!!”


'''Captain World Defiler'''

Died while doing the chainsword swallowing trick (upon death he had three down his throat). His death occurred when he could not suppress a sneeze, resulting in the complete mulching of his insides.

Last Words: “I BET YOU I CAN SWALLOW SIX OF THE FUCKING THINGS!!!”


'''Techmarine Binary Bitch'''

Died while experimenting how much dakka a Marine could use at once. He had managed to rig up a suit of Terminator armour with:
*Four Storm Bolters (two on each arm).
*Two Assault Cannons (one on each arm).
*Six Flamers (two on each leg and two on his back).
*Two missile racks (as opposed to the usual one).
*One Hurricane Bolter (chest mounted).
Unfortunately for Binary Bitch, he did not take into account the immense amount of recoil all the guns would produce, and while the Terminator armour's structural integrity was sufficient to hold all the guns in place (admittedly only after locking up the joints) the recoil was enough to pulp the Marine after a minute. It was concluded by the other Techmarines however that, with better armour, that a single Marine could carry twice as much dakka.

Last Words: Unheard of the noise of all the dakka and awesome, but it was agreed by all that they must have been some spectacular last words.


'''Black Brother Captain Turds of Fury'''

Died from having a bucket of water thrown at him. Although physically unharmed it is believed that Black Brothers eventually consider themselves constantly on fire, making water psychologically lethal to them.

Last Words: “I’M MELTING!!! I’M FUCKING MELTING!!!”


'''Battle Brother Ballknocker'''

Died while surfing a Landspeeder down a mountain whilst beating the shit out of an Ork Waaagh! that was advancing onto said mountain. He cut through all the Orks, until in a singularly glorious act of defiance, he yanked his power foot off, and flung it at the Warboss' truck. The resulting explosion knocked Ballknocker off a cliff, and moments before he died he had taken a Nob by the horn and crammed a bolt pistol down his throat.

Last Words: "EAT BOLTGUN YOU FAGGY EXCUSE FOR A BITCH!!!"


'''Seargent Shit Bucket'''

Died from jumping out of the battle barge MAXIMIUM FUCK while in orbit to smash into a Greater Daemon of Khorne, who was refusing to die until someone came down to the planet's surface to fight it.

Last Words: Nothing, as Shit Bucket was a Terminator Captain and thus never spoke while he was alive.


'''Commissar Pleb Organiser'''

Died from executing a heretical psyker with her bolt pistol. Upon death the psyker opened up a warp rift which allowed a Keeper of Secrets to enter reality. Pleb Organiser then executed the Greater Daemon while it was still transitioning, but died from multiple orgasms.

Last Words: Incoherent pleased noises and gunshots.


'''Battle Brother Knife Ears Shitter'''

Died trying to enter into single combat with a Necron Lord with only a chainsword. Despite being desperately outmatched Knife Ears Shitter survived five minutes of combat before having his atoms wrought asunder, just enough time for an Angry Marine launcher to get into position and start pounding the Necron Lord with pissed off Battle Brothers.

Last Words: “THE BASTARD’S STILL USING 7TH EDITION RULES!!! I’M IN WITH A FUCKING CHANCE!!!”


'''Battle Brother Mister Dakka Man'''

Died after using all of his Angrytalon Gunship’s ammunition fighting Fighta Bommas and deciding to use his craft to ram the remaining other planes.

Last Words: “DAKKADAKKADAKKA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!”


'''Apothecary “YOU'RE NOT DYING ON MY FUCKING WATCH!!!'''

Died bringing a Dreadnought back to life. Upon bringing it back to life the Apothecary was immediately punched on reflex by the Dreadnought, upon which the Apothecary shot the Dreadnought to death, also on reflex. Unfortunately for FUCKING WATCH, he had been trained mercilessly to revive his Battle Brothers, so brought the Dreadnought back to life, to only get punched and then shoot the Dreadnought. This continued until the poor Apothecary was pulped to death by the Dreadnought's claw.

Last words: “THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT FUCKING HURTS YOU!!! (BLAM)”