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==Warhammer 40,000 Freeblade== Yet another exercise in wasted potential, Warhammer 40,000: Freeblade is a [[Awesome|badass looking third person Imperial Knights game]] [[Skub|for iOS and Android]]. You can play it on Windows 10 now! The plot's simple; you're a newly initiated knight of House Drakkus and your bonding ritual only just finishes when Chaos Space Marines dedicated to Khorne show up and fuck shit up. You end up being the last knight of House Drakkus and you get rescued by the Dark Angels who take you on a merry adventure of fucking [[Orks]] and [[Chaos]] up. Fun fact: canonically, your Freeblade takes the name of "Vortigan". You're welcome. [[Fall of the Eldar|OH NO]]. Turns out that it is a free2play nightmare, with forced 30 second video ads and amazing amounts of not so subtle hints that you should really be buying their shitty supply drop 'loot crates' and a mind boggling array of other detritus. You know you have a pile of exploitative and badly written shit on your hands when upon clicking on said loot crate, a [[Dark Angels|derpy marine]] with cybernetic implants and a voice like a talking vibrator pops up and proclaims he "Can scarce imagine what glorious spoils lie within- let us find out!" Bleargh. The icing on the cake is unlocking new chapters in the story, which require playing variants of story missions (okay) to grinding pointless, barely randomized low-level “patrols” (kill us now). That doesn’t sound bad at first... but you can only do three “patrols” at once with a two hour cool down. If you’re a schmuck and gave them money, you get... up to five. Later chapters require up to 50 “patrols” being done, at which point, you should be playing an actual game. Its only saving grace is the paint and customise your own knight section, which is kind of fun! One can then take take pictures of said pimped out knight and then promptly uninstall. New update! You can use the ''absolutely pointless'' AR mode to pretend you have actual money to buy an actual Titan! It's somewhat decent for a mobile game, which only goes to show the [[Fail|pitiful state]] of [[Derp|mobile “gaming”]]. [[Extra Heresy|The paid-for Slaneesh Knight skin has Khorne markings on certain high-end wargear pieces too (probably done on purpose to troll Khornates).]] Recommended to play on Facebook gameroom if you have it. No ads, MUCH easier play, and the integrity system has been revamped. Also, due to how things work, bring a melta gun, and gatling cannon to Multiplayer. Always will win. This strategy will actually help you get loot mega quick. Play against noobs and [[Profit|rack up the valor tokens until you get the best multiplayer gear which can also be used in campaign]]. This tactic specifically is the most efficient because multiplayer doesn’t damage your Knight as you continue to play, and this method can quickly get you to an ideal ranking. If you reach this ideal ranking, the daily valor token amount will give you enough to buy at least one crate per day (keeping this quota requires you play MP at least once a day). When the season is over, you’ll get an even bigger sum of tokens which you can use to get lots of crates. Basically if you do this right, you’re almost guaranteed to get high quality gear before the season is over. Rinse and repeat. There's three super weapons that will be described below that can be obtained in these valor crates. Upon getting any or all of these, they will be your go-to weapons from now on. These are the 3 weapons hyped up by the in-game offers (which, of course, means money): the Graviton Gun (light), Gauntlet (melee), and Lightning Cannon (heavy). The Graviton gun is a gravity based weapon that’s every bit as deadly as the fluff describes it. It has the dakka of the stubber and tank-busting potential of the melta, making this the perfect weapon against anything short of the melee bosses. The Lightning Cannon has the same anti-tank abilities as the other heavy weapons, but can effortlessly score [[Awesome|multikills and combos thanks to the chain effects of the lightning. It also sounds epic.]] The gauntlet is just a better chainsword which can display lightning or lightning claws. What makes this weapon so great is that while its hit margin is slightly smaller than the chainsword, hitting within the gauntlet’s margin AT ALL [[Cheese|guarantees critical damage on every hit, on top of it already dealing more damage than a chainsword.]] These weapons individually are game changers. Needless to say, each weapon is a jack of all trades, master of all. If you’re lucky enough to get all 3 of them [[FAIL|(or greedy, if you paid money for them)]], you will be unstoppable. You will be so powerful that the game will actually get [[FAIL|BORING, since everything is easy now.]] [[Fail|Unfortunately]], there is a bug that causes the game to ‘forget’ your progress and revert your progress to a previous point in time, [[RAGE|removing all the progress you had previously made]]. Anyway, Vortigan cuts his way through Ork Warboss Nekkruncha who coincidentally had a WAAAGH going on the planet, blasts the entire Chaos Force present and [[Awesome|rips a motherfucking]] [[Bloodthirster]] [[Rip and Tear|into pieces in single combat]]. He then joins the Dark Angels with his sacristan Irynblood.
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