Editing Angry Marines (section)

= List of Things the Angry Marines Hate With a Passion =
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There are very few things that the Angry Marines actually like.  There's the [[Emprah]], of course, along with [[cats]], Honey Badgers (when said badgers aren’t biting their balls off) and possibly skittles.  Angry Marines are also said to have a predilection for energy drinks, pizza and most anything resembling a [[choppa|cudgel]]. They hate the [[Iron Hands]] slightly less due to their intense self-hate and anger.

However, while the Angry Marines may hate pretty much everything else, there are also those things that will cause any regular Angry Marine to fly into an unfathomable berserker rage in mere seconds: 

*[[Abaddon]] - He's a plot-armoured wanker who simply won't fuck off.

*The [[Eldar]]/[[Dark Eldar]]/[[Elf|Anything related to elves]] - The regular spehss elves are stuck up, plot fucking faggots, the drug-addled spehss elfs are dickish, literal plot fucking faggots, and elves in general are just prissy, plot fucking faggots. Ergo, FUCK THOSE CUNTS!!!

*The [[Tau]] - Weeaboo cock suckers who “JUST KEEP FUCKING RUNNING AWAY FROM MELEE THE FUCKING PUSSIES!!! THAT AND THEY HAVE VAGINAS FOR FOREHEADS!!!

*The [[Ultramarines]] - They hate the Ultramarines for being a bunch of pompous douchebags / Mary Sues (may also hate the colour blue, which makes sense since blue is said to be a calming color and this is the "Angry Marines" we're talking about).

*[[Pretty Marines]]/[[Chaos Pretty Marines]] - They're a chapter of faggots and the ones who defected to Chaos makes them DOUBLE FAGGOTS!!!

*[[Emperor's Children]] - They're a chapter of faggots who defected to Chaos and still bear the name of the Emprah. TRIPLE FAGGOTS!!!

*[[Furries]] - Daemonspawn of Slaanesh.

*[[necron]] - BECAUSE IF I FUCKING TEAR YOU INTO PIECES YOU CAN'T JUST STAND UP AGAIN!!!! STAY DEAD, DICKSUCKING SHITFUCKIGN XENO!!! 

*Anything [[Slaanesh|Slaaneshi]] - Slaanesh is the God of all that is faggotry in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

*[[Chaos]] as a whole - CHAOS IS FAKE AND GAY, GET OUT, STOP TALKING, FUCK. YOU.

*Going to the planets [[Fenris]] and [[Valhalla]], for no other reason than THEY'RE FUCKING COLD. SON OF A BITCH.

*[[Avatar]] - Two and a half hours of furfaggotry in 3D is still two and a half hours of furfaggotry. Besides, furries are Slaaneshi, and Slaanesh is HERESY!

*All the Highlander sequels
	
*Battletoads - The original game that the Angry Marines Primarch had with him inside his stasis capsule. Is still unbeaten to this day.

*[[EA]] - for being faggoty ass dick suckers that also suck the life out of other games developers. 

*[[Matthew Ward]] - Self-explanatory.

*[[Grey Knights]]- A bunch of fucking Mary Sues who think they know what REAL hatred of daemons is.

*[[Reddit]] - Have the nerve to steal all the good memes from 4chan, make them as unfunny as possible, and then shit them all over the rest of the Internet claiming they came up with them in the first place. They're also EMPRAH-DAMNED EVERYWHERE, THE RETARDED FUCKS.

*[[World Eaters]] - What they try to pass off as 'anger' is really just male insecurity in the extreme.

*[[Primarch|Traitor primarchs]] - CHAOS FAGGOTS like the daemon primarchs who hide from the ANGRY MARINES in the Warp and won't even show up to get their testicles kicked up between their ears are the worst kind of pansy-ass CHAOSFAGGOTS. 

*[[Thousand Sons]] - They are CHAOS WORSHIPPERS, worship Tzeentch and THEY ARE FUCKING PSYKERS (which are basically faggots with greater range (but the emprah is a psyker... could it be that you are calling the emperor a long range faggot? well... ARE YOU?!?! I'LL KICK SO HARD IN THE ASS, THAT YOU WILL ORBIT THE SUN IN A FRACTION OF A SECOND. YOU PUSSY ASS CHAOS WORSHIPING FAGGOT). That makes them TRIPLE FAGGOTS,too.

*Bad grammar, because IF YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT RIGHT (WHERE IS YOUR PUNCTUATION, YOU ANAL BITING, DONKEY RAPING FUCK-TARD? THERE SHOULD BE A FUCKING COMMA HERE INSTEAD OF THIS INTERJECTION, YOU HYPOCRITICAL ASS!) YOU BASTARD!!!

*Smuckers Uncrustables - You spend twenty years on a voidship, the Skittles ran out seventeen years ago, and all you have is Uncrustables AND I GUARAN-GODDAMN-TEE THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO RAPE YOURSELF WITH A BAND SAW TOO, YOU NURGLE HUMPING FAG!

* Facebook - if it isn't immediately obvious why, then they fucking hate you too. No Angry Marine ever needs to know how many minutes it is until your shuttle reaches St Sebastian's world.

*[[Age of Sigmar]] - Because why play as a single cohesive army when you can have it split up into five different mini-factions with no synergy? A never-ending way to recharge your fucking RAGE. 

* The finale of Star Trek Enterprise - Captain Archer made some pretty fucking excellent speeches at times, but the grandest, the greatest, the ultimate... well, in the words of Captain Fucktious Twatsplasher, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ENDING YOU RETARDED, INBRED, STINKING, BRAINLESS, SOULLESS, DICK-GARGLING PAIR OF FUCKING FAGLORDS?!!!!!!" Many scribes died that day.

* Losing - NO ONE BEATS THE ANGRY MARINES AND FUCKING GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!
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