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===Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody=== Iz dis da real life?<br/> Iz dis jus' fannasy?<br/> Caught in a big push,<br/> No 'scape from reality.<br/> Open ya eyes, Look up at da skies and see,<br/> I's jus' a poor boy, dun need no sympafy,<br/> 'Cause I'm big 'n mean, not a grot, chop and smash, shoot a lot,<br/> Any way the waaagh goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.<br/> Warboss, just killed an ork,<br/> Put mah shoota 'gainst 'is 'ead, pulled my trigger, now 'e's dead.<br/> Warboss, waaagh had just begun,<br/> But now I's gone and shot up all ya nobs.<br/> Warboss, ooh, Didn' mean ta make ya mad,<br/> If I's not back again dis time tomorra,<br/> Keep stompin', keep stompin' as if nuffin' really matters.<br/> Too late, I gots shot up,<br/> Sends hurtin' down me spine, body's aching all the time.<br/> Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,<br/> Gotta leave you all behind and face da troof.<br/> Warboss, ooh, I dun' wanna die,<br/> I sometimes wish I'd never waaaghed at all.<br/> I see a little silhouetto of a beakie,<br/> Zoggin' humies, Zoggin' humies, is it your turn to stomp now?<br/> Thundabolts and Lightnins, very, very fright'ning me.<br/> (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka. (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka, Gorkamorka Gork n' Mork<br/> Waaaaagh! I's just a poor boy an' nobody loves me.<br/> 'E's just a poor boy from a poor goff tribe,<br/> Spare 'im 'is loife from dis monstrosity.<br/> Easy come, easy go, will yas lemme go?<br/> Xenos! No, we will not let you go.<br/> (Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/> (Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/> (Let me go.) Will not let you go.<br/> (Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.<br/> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br/> (Oh Brother Captain, Brother Captain.) Bruvva Kaptin, lemme go.<br/> Da Commissar 'as a boltgun put aside for me, for me, for me.<br/> So you fink you can shoot me and spit in my eye?<br/> So you fink you can curse me and leave me to die?<br/> Oh, snotling, can't do dis to me, snotling,<br/> Jus' gonna get out, jus' gotta get stompin' again!<br/> Nuffin' really matters, Anyone can see,<br/> Nuffin' really matters,<br/> Nuffin' really matters to me.<br/> Any way the waaagh goes.<br/>
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