Editing Cegorach (section)

==Fun(ny) facts==
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* Cegorach is the funniest entity in the universe, bar none, and he's tied with [[Tzeentch]], the [[Emperor]], the [[The Deceiver|Deceiver]], [[Eldrad]], [[Asdrubael Vect]] and [[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEEED!]] in just as planned and wanton dickishness.
* Cegorach is the Lolz Master and don't you forget it!
* Due to the nature of the Warp, Ceogorach managed to stumble into the realms of [[The Elder Scrolls|Oblivion]] and found his long lost and equally lulzy brother, the daedric prince of madness and trollery: Sheogorath. Much laughter and cheese was had when the pair reunited.
* Every can in Cegorach's home has fake snakes in it. Every, single, one. Except the one that says it has fake snakes in it. It has real snakes in it. True Story.
* The Monty Python group is actually the church of Cegorach, spreading his lulzy faith to humanity.
* Cegorach ate pennywise the clown from IT for disgracing the good name of Harlequins.
* Cegorach is the proud owner of the Warp Circus, which travels across reality bringing lulz.
**Yes, the Circus can fly.
* Cegorach is responsible for Indrick Boreale's accent and Firaevious Carron's hatred of MEHTAHL BAWKSES! Thank you, you clown-faced son-of-a-bitch; we owe you all the Youtube poop and FAIL.
*Cegorach is sometimes known as [[Space Station 13|"The Honkmother"]].
* One day, Cegorach slipped a gigantic whoopee cushion onto Khorne's skull throne, when Khorne sat down, the cushion could be heard throughout the warp, the webway, and the materium, and everyone laughed their fucking asses off. At first Khorne got pissed, but as he thought of ways to get revenge, he found the incident increasingly funny and gave Cegorach a handshake, but Cegorach was using a fake arm with a joybuzzer.
** This inspired the Changeling to do it himself, only instead of using a whoopee cushion he used Nurglings which made Khorne much angrier. Ceg still laughs about that since he started it.
* Cegorach managed to outwit Tzeentch once and it was a rare event Tzeentch remembers fondly of since afterwards it he becomes more Witter and puts the clown god in his place. Though they were matched in dickishness and [[Just as planned|just as planned]] Cegorach had the sharper wit. So in a contest to see who could make up and then pull off the most contrived plan, they technically tied; but Cegorach's plan involved a ludicrously complicated series of Rube Goldberg-ian interlocked events that ended with a bolter shell fired by Kharn hitting a bucket filled with pepper that released its spicy cargo all over Khorne, causing him to sneeze which created just a strong enough wind to blow a second bucket which was filled with Nurgle's slime, this bucket fell on Tzeentch's head. Since both plans were tied in dickishness and ludicrous complexity, the Judges used humor to decide whose was superior, and they obviously chose Cegorach, afterwards Tzeentch sets up a retort in the form of sending a metaphysical congratulatory cake for the good prank, and then out of it comes Khorne, Slaanesh, and Nurgle beating him senseless while Tzeentch watches with glee.
* Cegorach once pranked Slaanesh when he sent him/her/it/hermaphrodite what seemed to be playboy magazines, but when Slaanesh read them; they turned out to be filled with Khornate imagery, which jumped out of the book and beat the crap out of Slaanesh. In addition, the second page of the book contained the Nightbringer, who leapt out of the pages and cut Slaanesh's dick off and essentially carved a whole vagina into him, turning the one she-male Slaanesh completely into a she...well three quarters of the way since Slaanesh still only has one bewb. It took him 3,000 years to regrow it. ''And she liked all of it''.
* Cegorach pulled a practical joke on Nurgle once, convincing him to place a special powder and liquid into his cauldron of diseases. Nurgle obliged and mixed the two together, but the powder turned out to be ground up uber-penicillin which cured everyone in the galaxy and the warp of all disease, and the liquid turned out to be uber-detergent which cleaned everything in the galaxy and the warp until it was sparkly clean. Nurgle however simply smiled and shrugged and happily said that this meant he could dirty the place up all over again and shared a good laugh with Cegorach. Which is pretty much why Papa Nurgle is a cool dude.
* Cegorach is behind every immediate short term successful meme, Tzeentch is behind Cegrorach in every meme that's not as funny at first, but becomes more funny over time. Tzeentch eventually ends up the more achieved out of the two since he's the god of evolution and progress.
* Cegorach once managed to have a Harlequin (most probably the blondie in the [[Harlequin]] article) slip into the Emperor's palace and sneak a clown nose, a harlequin mask, and a jester's hat onto the Emperor's face and paint him in silly colors on the Golden Throne, and had the image broadcast across the galaxy and the Warp. The Emperor quickly became the laughing stock of the universe, and more than a hundred Imperial worlds were simultaneously declared targets for Exterminatus to {{BLAM}} the entire populace for heresy.
* It's said that a very long time ago, during the age of the earth, Cegorach would have sent a joke especially for humans and <s>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwbnvkMRPKM this was the result.]</s> Ahh... video unavailable, the greatest joke of them all...
* Cegorach is the creator of both [https://www.youtube.com/user/DasBoSchitt DasBoSchitt] and [https://www.youtube.com/show/gamerpoop Gamer Poop], which are the results of brainstorm sessions with his first (and fallen) disciple, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joker_%28comics%29 the Joker].
* While Khorne was busy piledriving Slaanesh into Khaine, he slipped some Warp-Morphine into his/her/its Eldar-Blood Gatorade before skeedadling away in the Webway. When Slaanesh drank it, he/she/it couldn't feel anything for a whole 10 minutes, causing a metric fuck-ton of panic to the new god, being the whole "Prince of Excess" and not able to feel a thing from his/her/its Twin-Power-Chain Axe Dildo.
* Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin was once a follower of Cegorach, until he turned to Tzeentch worship and became the butt of the biggest Just As Planned joke of the twentieth century.
* [[Cultist-chan]] is, in fact, Cegorach's creation - and his ultimate plan for dicking [[Slaanesh]] over, <s>no</s> pun intended. Only recently revealed in his super-secret tome hidden in the [[Black Library]], the plan is so complicated and convoluted that none of his Harlequins can figure out the specifics. Only [[Dranon]] knows what exactly is going on, but none of the Chaos Gods listen to him. [[Just As Planned]]. It's all for the lulz.
* On a more serious note, Cegorach is single handedly responsible for Jaghatai Khan not falling to Chaos during the Heresy. You seen he spotted the infant Primarchs zipping through the Warp one day and decided to switch the landing sites for the Khan and Fulgrim. Why he did this is anybody's guess, but it is interesting to not that Fulgrim ended up being the champion of Slaanesh. Seeing as how much Cegorach hates the bitch/bastard, he may simply have wanted to keep the Khan out of Slaanesh's hands, considering that the Khan was pretty sure he could btfo Fulgrim in a duel.