Editing Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings (section)

===The Exiles===

The exiles are Elves from another planet, originally just colonists on Eä using magical portals they've created to explore new worlds. Unfortunately for them, eventually some UNSPEAKABLE EVIL started having a party on their homeworld, so they fled to avoid the "festivities". However, after the first of the lowerclass nobles arrived, some of them decided to be huge cunts and seal off the gate they used to get there, killing off millions of fellow Elves. This, unsurprisingly, pissed off everybody. Thus a 3 way civil war started,  spliting the surviving Exiles into the Spires (the guys who did the whole self genocide thing), The Weavers (hippie elves), and The Quiet, who presumably listen to emo music and dye their hair black and neon blue. 

The Spire are dedicated to Returning home, and willing to do anything to get back because they're cutthroat psychopaths. 

The Weavers want to Terraform Eä because they're presumably scared to try and get back/don't think they can get back. 

The Quiet are edgelords who do mysterious stuff that we don't know about because thats their job.


The Spire and Weavers tried to make up after the civil war by coming together to try and cosplay as Norse gods. This resulted in the Nords and their Einherjar demi-god daddies. However the Spire fucked it all up because thats their job and some dickhead named "Loki" killed the guy who was supposed to alert the Einherjar of the Ragnarök about to happen. This resulted in the death of pretty much all of the Exiles in the process of pretending to be a god. Thus the Weavers and Spire had a second bad breakup after their terrible makeup sex and absolutely refuse to work with eachother.