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=Chris-Chan Rising= One of the foremost devotees of this new collection of psychic energy was one Christ-Khan (from his name, evidently a messianic figure of some sort''' [RECEIVING INQUISITORS ARE TO CONSIDER THE POTENTIAL IMPLICATIONS WITH RELATION TO THEIR RECENT TRANSMISSION TO US. PERMISSION TO TAKE ACTIONS UP TO AND INCLUDING [[Exterminatus|EXTERMINATUS]] TO PREVENT DISSEMINATION OF ANY SUCH CHAOS-TAINTED MESSIANISM IS GRANTED PREEMPTIVELY. —TASKFORCE HQ]''', who formed one of the first chaos cults revering it, and eventually, some decades later, passed on, the filth of his dwelling at the Court of Brancland attracted the loving attentions of Father Nurgle, who granted him some of his gifts. [[File:PlagueMarineChris.jpeg|350px|right|thumb|The first Chaos God to grant him a gift was Father Nurgle...]]This disturbance in the Warp was accompanied by the emergence of an endless cacophony of gibbering, impossibly-colored [[chaos spawn]], of which it is said that no man may look and remain sane, which are formed after a daemonic corruption of the form of an ancient Terran creatures known as the edge-dog and some esoteric device called an electric pike-shoe; along with a now extinct and nearly forgotten species of [[My Little Pony|colorful equines]], and later would be joined by some of the dark intellects of the Men of Iron manifesting as so-called “[[Anime|CPU goddesses]],” '''[TASKFORCE HQ NOTE TO RECEIVING INQUISITORS—Artefacts of such have become potentially dangerous objects of interest to the Dark Mechanicum, and must be delivered to specific colleagues of ours within the Mechanicus with whom we have a working relationship.]''' (''n.2—As you will note in file KF-007.M3/CWC-1218 (Clearance Indigo; SCI subclearance LILAC; redacted portions available to noncompartmented personnel only at Vermillion clearance, or for such personnel '''[TASKFORCE HQ NOTE: Consider yourselves cleared under codeword ACITIDINUS RURA]''' as require it for the purpose of [[Exterminatus|cleansing taint]], to be read in the direct presence of two senior inquisitors, one of the [[Ordo Hereticus]] and the other of the [[Ordo Malleus|Malleus]].) The suggested backwards-causality of the influence of the [[Men of Iron]] around the turn of M3 is a matter to be referred to the [[Ordo Chronos]]. '''[TASKFORCE HQ: If we can find them.]''''') This new Warp entity was in the unique position of neutrality in the politics of the immaterium, for it mostly kept to itself, wanting only to feed off the bizarre obsessions of its devotees. This pleased the forces of Chaos Undivided, as these devotees were granted fanatical and monomaniacal knowledge of such things as the ancient idols of Nippon known as the Animae, and the bloody rituals known as “[[/v/|Vidya]]” which would play out in the noosphere, together with their own bizarre obsessions fusing various fantastical Terran legends, harboring mutants known as “[[Furry|furfags]],” their nature and the meaning of the name having been lost to time. (''n.3—Some relation to the sanctioned abhumans known as [[felinids]] has been proposed, but by order of a Senior Inquisitor Spynk, no further inquiries are to be made; n.4—[[TTS#The_Inquisition|<s>IT'S GENESTEALERS</s>]]!'')
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