Editing Dwarf Fortress (section)

====Nobles====
Nobles are the bane of the land. If a dwarven fortress gets big and wealthy enough, they will soon be infested with an unending stream of these pompous freeloaders. They require ridiculously luxurious apartments and develop the [[Slaanesh|weirdest fetishes possible]], then require you to make items out of materials neither you nor merchants can provide, such as [[LOLWUT|demanding you build glass windows in the middle of a freezing tundra]]. Should you fail to fulfill these desires, they will happily imprison or execute your most skilled workers. 

Because of these antisocial tendencies, [http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Unfortunate_accident Killing nobles] in the most spectacular way possible is one of the most common forms of entertainment in Dwarf Fortress.
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