Editing Emperor's Children (section)

==Notable Members==
*[[Fulgrim]]: Primarch of the legion, the Palatine Phoenix, the Illuminator, and bishie pretty-boy. Had an ego the size of a dwarf star and an obsessive need to be the best at everything all the time, which made him easy meat for Slaanesh after he [[Blood Ravens|looted]] a daemon-possessed sword from a xenos temple. He scored the first primarch kill of the Heresy by decapitating his best bro Ferrus Manus at the Drop Site Massacre and had a brief moment of clarity that ended with his soul trapped in a cursed painting while the daemon in his sword puppeteered him around. He somehow regained control of his body and became the first traitor primarch to ascend to daemonhood, beating even Lorgar and Angron to the punch. Nowadays he spends his time on his own personal pleasure planet, probably railing lines of warp dust off the stomachs of daemonette strippers while swimming in oceans of booze and listening to dubstep at max volume.
*[[Lucius]]: Former Thirteenth Captain of the Emperor's Children, colossal narcissistic asshole, and one of the best swordsmen in the galaxy. He got mad when Garviel Loken broke his nose and his win streak and fell to Slaanesh in his obsession with perfection. He was sent down to Istvaan III because he was best buds with Saul Tarvitz, but betrayed him and rejoined the legion because he was mad that everyone listened to Tarvitz instead of him. Is now a Chaos Champion of Slaanesh, and if anyone kills him and feels a sense of satisfaction about it, he immediately resurrects in their body. This has led to increasingly convoluted theories as to how one might permakill him and increasingly lame explanations from GW as to how those theories don't work.
*[[Fabius Bile]]: Galaxy's number one mad scientist. Also known as Fabulous Bill, thanks to his pimp cane and human-skin lab coat. He was the one who engineered the various physical enhancements that led to the creation of the [[Noise Marines]] and has spent every hour of every day since the Heresy finding new and inventive ways to be a sick fuck to the point where he impressed a bunch of [[Haemonculus|Haemonculi]] with his sick fuckery. Isn't technically an Emperor's Child anymore because everyone in the legion hates him, but he still wears their pre-Heresy colors.
*[[Eidolon]]: Lord Commander of the legion and a massive glory-hound. Fulgrim got sick of his shit and cut his head off, which everyone agreed was a pretty fun move on his part. Got his head stuck back on later and was resurrected as a hideous shell of his former self, but still managed to be one of the most competent Marines in his legion, somehow.
* Julius Kaesoron: First Captain of the Legion during the Great Crusade and the Horus Heresy. Was corrupted by the Laeran Temple and became a hedonistic sense freak who literally got off on being impaled by a chainsword during the fighting on Istvaan V. He ascended to daemonhood some time after the Heresy and hasn't done much of note since then aside from getting spanked by the Iron Hands when he tried to open a Warp rift on a planet during the purgation of the Contqual subsector.
* Marius Vairosean: Third Captain and self-flagellating sycophantic dildo. After screwing up during the Battle of Laeran, he became obsessed with perfecting himself and his company and agreed to let Fabius operate on him to that end. He became one of the first Noise Marines during the performance of the ''Maraviglia'', when he picked up one of the instruments built for the opera and managed to turn it into a sonic cannon. Died during the Battle of the Sepulchre of Isha's Doom when he tried to sonic-blast Ignatius Numen, an Iron Hands Morlock he'd previously deafened; Numen just vaporized him with a volkite cannon while yelling "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
* [[Saul Tarvitz]]: The First Loyalist, the Honour of his Legion, Good Guy Greg, etc. He was Tenth Captain of the Emperor's Children and easily the most bro-tier person in the III Legion. Stood out in the midst of his perfection-obsessed legion by virtue of the fact that he had found the place in which he was best fit to serve his primarch and the Emperor and did not aspire to anything else. Warned the loyalists on Istvaan III and Nathaniel Garro about the shitstorm that was headed their way and went down to lead the defense personally. Died in an epic last stand after holding the traitors off for several months.
*[[Ancient Rylanor]]: Ancient of the Rites and the second most bro-tier Emperor's Child after Saul Tarvitz. Stayed loyal to the Imperium even after being entombed on Istvaan III for several millennia and metaphorically flipped Fulgrim the bird by setting off a virus bomb when Snakeboy showed up to try and recruit him back into the legion.