Editing Emperor's To-Do List (section)

== Gathering Storm Special List ==
Holy shit, [[Games Workshop]] are actually doing some plot development for 40k. Okay, I'll make a special list just for anything that happens there.

# Replace the batteries on my [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|text to speech device]].
# Get [[Ynnead]] to wake up fully so I have someone new to bitch-slap, but let him screw over [[Slaanesh]] first if I haven't already done it, as my time is to important to waste. Besides, the [[Eldar]] created Slaanesh, so let's give them a chance to sort it out.
## Actually make a deal with him, resurrect me or people I like if I need it (or can't be bothered to do it myself) and I won't bitchslap you.
# So [[Roboute Guilliman]] and some dude named [[Belisarius Cawl]] are creating some [[Primaris Marines|Neo-Space Marines]]. Okay, I'll see what they come up with, then make something even better.
## And definitely think of a better name than Primaris Marines.
###And tell Cawl to stop naming things after himself.
## And while I'm at it, make a super version of the Custodes, and give them even more bling.
# The [[Imperium]] has been cut in half by a massive warp storm. Okay, now I'm really pissed off. I am so going to close this.
## And the [[Eye of Terror]] has gotten bigger and enveloped Cadia. This both pisses me off and makes several points on the main list harder.
# So now [[Armageddon]] has been assaulted by a fuckton of [[Khorne]] [[daemons]]. I do hope the [[Orks]] and daemons kill each other, because it will be a pain in the ass for me to sort out.
# So [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh the Stormlord's]] empire just got a whole lot bigger, huh. Well at least the [[Tau]] has something new to fight. And the rest of them better not try anything with me, or I'll bitchslap them to death.
## And they won't be reanimating from that.
# Xenos are taking a back seat, and the focus is on the Imperium vs Chaos. Okay, I'm cool with that. Chaos really pisses me off.
## But I'm still gonna fuck over any xeno that pisses me off.
# Now that stats go above 10, I'm going to make a gun with Strength that's over 9000.
## My dick's Strength is over 9000. Just sayin.
# Set the Damocles Gulf back of fire. That was fucking awesome.
# Bitchslap the Tau's Fifth Sphere Expansion. I don't like those a good portion of blue skinned motherfuckers.
## If possible, team up with the Farsight Enclaves to bitch slap the rest of the Tau.
#Four new Hive Fleets has appeared. But one of them is eating the others. Okay, see who wins, then stomp the survivors to death.
# Wait, is there really a chance the [[Sanguinius]] will return. Well if he does I'll make him tell me where he's been and what's he been up to for the past 10,000 years, on pain of bitchslapping oh wait he was separated well than is okay carry on sanguinius. 
#So [[Nurgle]] thinks he can take [[Ultramar]] for himself. Not cool. I'll going to punch the shit off him, the beat the crap out of him.
#[[Tzeentch]] is messing things up as well. I wonder, should I beat him intellectually or physically. 
##Maybe punch him in the face then steal his books? He is a massive fucking nerd after all.
#How did [[Khorne]] attack [[Terra]]. He attacked my pad. As soon as I can, I'm going to find him, outrage him, then kick him in the balls so hard they explode.
##Also steal his throne.
##Then have the throne converted into golden skull decor for shits and giggles.
# Tell the AdMech that it time to start using some innovation. And reveal what secrets they've been keeping.

# Make the watchers in the dark imperial citizens and other loyal xenos loyal to the imperium I   know I sanction there xeno race more than 10,000 years ago and there still keeping up a good fight
Give the surviveing men of iron a pardon produce them in limited quantities along with ai to help organize the imperium and help are navy limit there intelligence of the ai allso give the men of iorn to the navy so we don,t use more survitors or poor  indentured people from serving on navy ships instead make the especially the latter, crew men and build more ships so we can solve a man power crisis will only convert people to survitors that actually deserve it.
# Instead of legion thing I’ll just do a bragged of five to ten chapters each because  supreme smurf does have a point and call the task forces

# tell the imperal commanders and Guilliman  wait to go for finely giving my guardsmen air support by giving the guard air support under there control
#make alternatives for Titans for the guard to use know just the thing mobile suits from a thing I watch
#make sure all guardsmen get even better equipment extreme priority 
# give Koorland slaughter a eulogy That is fitting how awesome he was because that guy was a real life action hero and probably one greatest of them all and build a statue and also while I’m add it add and imperium hall of fame yeah because the imperium needs a hall of awesome
# confirm lord Dante,s appointment 
#congratulate Dorn for building the web way project that I plan
#make the offico assianorium and the Adeptus Mechanicus have and American football game for a replica of the golden cog it will be play yearly
#make an anime esque series of the war of the beast with the openings being butterfly kiss rave master and change for the the imperium I love the second opening the second opening will be muv luv alternative opening  and will be the imperium I love and the third opening  will be the meaning of truth from f zero legend and the forth opening  will be the the other side of the fog and the fifth going to be there must be something from legend of the galactic heroes op4 it is going to 125 episode ona  or ova that is a more ambitious than the legend of the galactic heroes first anime for ending 1 legend of the galactic heroes ending 2  pc game first one first series for ending 1 for ending 2 revise the world from muv luv alternative eclipse for for ending number 3 legend of the galactic heroes first series song of farewell ending 4 function junction distance for  ending 5 gundam ibo Ending 4 uru
#make sure space marines who survived as long as Dante automatically work on government so long as the have good character
# give the vaprol swords a parade through out terra or holy terra
#posthumously pardon vagerish for the beheading and the other things he did what he did save the imperium in the long run some one should of help him get treatment for dementia 
# make primaries imperial fist successor chapters son of Koorland the sons of slaughter sons of adumenta the new fist exemplars the sons of Maximus the sons of thane sons of phall the new soul Drinkers going to be actual sons of Rogal dorms instead of adopted sons of bohmead sons of Euclydeas sons of Issachar sons of Verpall sons of Malfons sons of Magneric and the sons of Cuarrion
#give sister hospitaler the training to treat my space marines it can do everything beside that they sound do Be allowed to finish off go for the gold you go girl
# my First human hall of fame class will be all my All my loyalest primarch sabaston Thor the Great ecclecarch who made peace for two thousand years due to his actions lord commander macaraus solar the whole last wall loyalists in there entirely the founder of the sister of battle balasarus Cawl And lord commander Dante and Logan and the 10,000 year space wolf dreadnought and the current captain general of my guard Trajan valrois and vangrish did the beaheading of those former hight lord losers and all his puppet lords because   those millitry guys where compident and those 50 chapter master who made a new high lords after the death vagrish not his fault he got dementia all loyalists Primarchs and the astral knights and do a eulogy service for them along with war of the beast and do and I will alway love you.
# pass Belisarius Cawl reforms pass and in extange he will have to wear an a hole of the imperium and the galaxy t shirt or robes do I think he will like that knowing him yeah but it will be hilarious
#congratulate the space marines on starting the mobile suit project 
# ok I will accept I’m the worship of me as god emperor but I will make sure that I am not infallible  god
#stop it with the fake trivia and stuff the average life span for normal people in the imperium of man is 70 to 80 weather people like it or not
# oh the high lords forgave kreig but they refused because  they just want solace ok I’m down with that also both birth born and clone death korps guardsmen are awesome .
# arrange guilliman and yvraine marriage 
# make roboute guilliman sub emperor of the imperium or man emperor of the imperium 
#congratulate  guilliman for making the imperium better
#give all loyalists Primarchs a big hug
# berate the custodies for not helping out during of the war beast that is worst than letting goge vandire have power 
#resurrect or teleport  arch formally know as arch warhammer  and make him minister of imperial propaganda
# congratulation Trajan for doing a good job
# fix my keyboards shift key
## also the punctuation keys
## Apparently there was just some junk under the keys. Hard to fix when you’re a skeleton on life support.
# Get the [[Silent King]] to not murder the Imperium and sign a treaty with him.
## Seems he’s focused on Chaos and Tyranids, making this slightly easier.
#give Colquan a big public scolding for being a huge idiot because his talk borders on near treason.
# shit Constantin Valdor has betrayed this imperium and to extension mankind and all of us that is worse than betraying me capture or kill or get Constantin Valdor to explain himself which ever comes first.
#tell trajin he is my new number one .
#make a holiday or feast day for saint Marcus Achallor first custodian saint
#build space colony’s at terra language points to grow food and train Terran imperial guardsmen
# become buddies and in-laws with yinned
# Find out who's putting all these typos in my list and throw them to Crotalids. They're trying to make me look stupid. <span style='color:blue;font-size:100%'><small>Heheheheh. [[Just as planned|Just as planned...]]</small></span>
# ride on the rogal dorn tank
# posthumously promote macaraus to lord commander of imperial forces  
#hug a krieg guardsmen 
# forgive colonel jurtan and his friend magos kreel they did what they had to do
# posthumously promote jurtan to lord commander