Editing Fedora Masters RPG (section)

==Attributes==
For each attribute, roll 2d100 and 1d4, and add them together. That's how good you are in that attribute.
Strength is used to shove temptresses away
Dexterity is used to dodge feminine wiles
Con is used to trick plebes
Intelligence is the most important stat and is used to know everything
Wisdom is not used.
Charisma is used to attract and awe vast hordes of admiring followers.
Fart is used to banish witches.

There are four dance types.
Waltz is elegant.
Boogie-Woogie is mighty.
Haka is triumphant.
Random Jumps impress the world with your acumen.
For each dance, roll 1d8. Then roll another. The sum of the first d8 and half of the second is your base dance number. Add on bonuses from your hat, katanas, totem animal, shape, and anal circumference to determine your bonus for each dance.

There is no limit to the dead family members or kittens taped to chest you can have, consider it a creative writing exercise!

Your shred level is equal to the number of notes in your leitmotif. For known songs, try adding some of the ones you like in real life!