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===Kenshiro=== [[Image:KenshiroManga.jpg|left|thumb|The man, the myth, the legend.]] Never bring a knife to a Kenshiro fight. Never bring a gun to a Kenshiro fight. Never bring a tank to a Kenshiro fight. In fact, just don’t bring anything to a Kenshiro fight. Because if you do, you’re already dead. Hell, to Kenshiro, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca3qvbdFSZk even Cell is little more than a snack.] Kenshiro, clearly modeled after Bruce Lee dressed in Mad Max's clothes, possesses the legendary "Hokuto Shin Ken" fighting style. By punching or poking the correct areas, Kenshiro can make opponents' heads (or any other body part he so chooses) fucking explode from internal pressure, often with results that can only produce lulz. But his signature move which spawned imitations that go on to this day is the "Hokuto Hyakuretsu-Ken" technique which is moonspeak for AAAAAA ATATATATATATATATATATA!!! Basically this attack is Kenshiro screaming like a little girl and punching his opponent in a fury of 1,000 fists. Bluntly, he makes you fucking explode, after countless fucking power fist punch you look like mosquitos the size of [[Rhino Transport|Rhinos]] bit you. There is lot of confusion and dispute about this attack, but people usually saying "ATATATATATATATATA" part is Hyakuretsu-Ken, and each final strike performed differently depending on how victim behaved. This attack seems to have the same effect on enemies as hitting them just once (causing their head to explode) but just makes it better due to the delay of the head-explosion enabling Kenshiro to deliver his famous line: "You are already dead." Which is listed above. Part of his Hokuto Shinken mastery unlocks his body's full potential at will; doing this inevitably causes his Mad Max shirt to fucking explode like his enemies are about to. Mysteriously, it appears to regenerate completely in between story arcs. There are many possibilities to explain this: Perhaps Hokuto Shinken allows its wielder to store incredible amounts of spare shirts up their own ass. Perhaps it was a very popular shirt in the pre-apocalypse, and the wasteland is just lousy with the things. Perhaps Kenshiro can use his powers to heal fabric like flesh. Perhaps his clothes are actually made of [[Tarrasque]] skin, and share its frightening regenerative properties. Or, most likely of all, perhaps Bat and Lin are just *that good* with needle and thread. Other notable attacks in Kenshiro's arsenal include: *Hokuto Zankai Ken: He makes you fucking explode after [[Awesome|jamming his thumbs or pointer fingers into your skull like it was putty]], but gives you time to think about what you've done first. *Hokuto Ujou Mosho Ha: He makes you fucking explode, but you feel no pain while exploding. *Ganzan Ryozan Ha: He splits your head with a karate chop no matter what defensive measure you got. You may or may not fucking explode afterwards depending on what Kenshiro feels like making the move do. *Goshi Retsu Dan: He makes your hands swell up like overfilled balloons then fucking explode. * Hokuto Koretsu Ha: He uses his super kung-fu grip strength to tear into your flesh like a Genestealer's Rending Claws which may or may not cause the body part in his ultra grip to fucking explode. *Ten Ha Kasatsu: He makes you fucking explode, but with [[Multilaser|lasers]]. *Muso Tensei: He goes incorporeal and charges through you like a ghost, ''then'' makes you fucking explode. *Nishi Shinku Ha: He reflects your petty arrow or any other ranged weapon at your head, which will promptly fucking explode, even though that never happens when ''you'' try shooting people. *Sui Eishin: He makes you fucking explode with his own Hokuto-Shinken, but steals your special abilities and uses them against you first, just for fun. Notable also for his complete and utter lack of personality. Essentially a walking win-button of moral infallibility and a constant expression of mild constipation, but god knows why you're going into Fist of the North Star expecting much in the way of writing.
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