Editing Greek Mythology (section)

=== Part I - Creation ===
In the begining, there was nothing... [[Warp|but Chaos]], a complete hazardous mess of nothingness and random, [[Wut|and also a girl]]. From it were born the [[Old Ones|first primordial deities]]; Gaea, personification of the Earth, and Tartarus, personification of the Underworld. Both female, they didn't do a lot of shit from there, only creating the land on which we walk by making it rain atoms. And then, Eros was born, the literal embodiment of love, [[Slaanesh|the sexual one]]. So naturally, Gaea and Chaos banged. Whether they're sisters or mother and daughter, we'll leave that your incestual imagination.

From this copious amount of fornication were born other personifications; [[Edgy|Erebus, the embodiment of Darkness]], and Nyx, the embodiment of Night. [[PROMOTIONS|They fucked, too]]. From this forbidden union were born Aether, the upper air (or the sky, depending on who you ask), and Hemera, the embodiment of Day. Later on, perhaps Nyx realised that incest wasn't wincest and decided to make children by her own means, thus creating Thanatos (Quiet and peaceful death), Hypnos (Sleep), Oneiroi (Dreams), Ker ([[Doom|DOOOOOOOOOM]]), Geras ([[Grognard|Old age]]), Oizus (Pain), Nemesis (Revenge), Eris (Strife), Apate ([[The Deceiver|Deceit]]), Philotes ([[Keeper of Secrets|Sexual Pleasure]], oh yeah you thought it was Aphrodites who was in charge of this one, huh?), Momos ([[Blame!]]) and FINALLY the Hesperides, Daughters of the Evening.

So all of this were mostly the tall tales of Hesiod, and it's pretty clear that lot of these name dropped deities aren't gonna pop back up any time soon. Think of all of them as the Endless from Sandman. They're here, but not very active.

Now things got a lot more physical. There's a world now, and the Titans are born. And unlike Nyx's offspring or the rest of the Primordial ones, they have some form of physicality. So Gaea birthed Uranus and consequently married him. With this union, they birth three of the first Cyclops, three of the Hecatoncheires (that's a mouthful) and the twelve Titans. [[Emperor of Mankind|Uranus being a shit dad]], he stuck 'em all up Gaea's womb, as in deep underground. [[RAGE|This obviously made Mother Earth particularly mad]]. She gave her children an adamant sickle, called the ''Harpe'', and told them to go hog wild on their dad. None of them had the balls to do it, except one; madlad Cronus. So him and Gaea ambushed Uranus and [[Magical Realm|cut off his balls and threw 'em in the ocean]]. Depending on who you ask either Uranus died or [[Wut|he became Italian]], although that's not really important. What is important however is thanks to this incident, the blood of his balls permitted the birth of the Giants, the Meliae and the Erinyes. Later on down the line, Aphrodites would be born from Ura's balls.

Now that the place of supreme ruler was free, Cronus took it and became King of the Titans. He even married one; Rhea, his sister mind you, and had children with her. Cronus' first decision was to imprison the Cyclops and the Hecatoncheires in Tartarus. Good so far. And then Cronus, being a humanitarian, started to eat his children because he thought someone would depose him just like he did Uranus. Rhea wasn't too please about this. She decided to plot against him, just like he did with his own father, and went into hiding with her sixth child; Zeus. Yes, that Zeus. 

Turns out eating children to stop a prophecy just makes it self-fulfilling, who knew?