Editing Gregor Eisenhorn (section)

== "I am truly irredeemable!" ==
[[File:Eisenhorn_Past_and_Present.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Eisenhorn and his retinue at the start of his journey, and at the end of it. Oh how the mighty can fall...]]
Eisenhorn understandably has quite a few things to feel guilty about. However, some of those that have affected him the most took place while he was still at the Elementary Scholam.

-''"I colored outside the lines on my [[Emprah]] coloring book. I feel like such a heathen."''

-''"I smoked Lho sticks in the restroom. May the Emperor have mercy on my soul."''

-''"Once, I failed to properly answer a history problem. I fasted for 3 days in penance for my failures."''

-''"I neglected to knot my footwear in a manner pleasing to Our Schola. I can hardly live for my shame."''

-''"I hid porno slates underneath my cot. I am truly irredeemable."''

-''"My best friend Billy kept beating me at Rock-Paper-Scissors, so I had him publicly accused of [[Heresy]] and he was executed by being bathed in holy promethium in front of the Schola. I shed a single tear. I was never more ashamed. I should not have cried."''

-''"Once, I cut in line when the class was being served their daily rations. Truly, I am beyond redemption."''

-''"I missed a step learning how to perform The Emperor's Sacred Ballroom Dance. Why they did not execute me on the spot, I will never know."''

-''"On a rainy day on which recess was held indoors, I cheated at Go-Fish. I am the scum of the Imperium."''

-''"In my executions class, it took me longer than one of the other students to learn proper execution format with Bolt-pistols. I must pray for forgiveness."''

-''"I allowed three of my pawns to be taken in regicide today. I am a failure in life."''

-''"God-Emperor, how was I supposed to know all those initiates were Orders Famulous."''

-''"I showed weakness by blushing in front of this girl, Marcy, in my basic arithmatics class. I flagellated myself for an hour. Blushing is a sin."''

-''"How was I supposed to know the cheerleader was a guy? Emperor help me."'

-''"I once had heretical thoughts about my young female instructor in basic combat training. I must be impure."''

-''"I missed a line in my recital of the hymns of the Emperor. I wore an [[Imperial Fists|Imperial Fist]] pain glove for a day without stopping to atone for my sins.

-''"I misspelled a word on a spelling test in my basic Low Gothic class. I am no better than the arch-traitor [[Horus]]."''

-''"I once chuckled at a joke disparaging the Schola headmaster. They should throw me from the top of the [[hive]]."''