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===Mongoid Wars=== {{Main|The Cleansing of the Mongoid Sector}} As Kek Moon was trying to escape the Imperial forces, he was contacted by Little Mork, another prominent Warboss of the Great Crusade era. Reportedly the smallest Warboss in Ork history, barely larger than a grot, he was nevertheless a force to be reckoned with and controlled a large greenskin realm in the Mongoid Sector. Little Mork praised Kek Moon's engineering ingenuity and invited him to work on some unprecedented project that would immortalise his name. Always eager for a challenge, Kek Moon gladly accepted the invitation. His enthusiasm grew even greater when he arrived in Little Mork's domain and learned the true nature of this project. It turned out, Little Mork managed to capture an ancient Eldar Webway Gate. He now intended to invade the Webway, drive the Eldar out and turn it into the Waaaghway - a transdimensional domain of the Orks that would allow them to invade any sector across the Galaxy with impunity. There was just one minor problem with his otherwise brilliant plan - Little Mork had no idea how to use the Webway Gate, so he invited Kek Moon to loot it. Much to Little Mork's disappointment, the progress on looting the Gate was fairly slow due to the complexity of the Eldar technology. Reverse engineering the Webway Gate proved to be extremely frustrating to Kek Moon due to the abundance of weird looking parts. Some of them he angrily threw away, for they were too small to customise them with a hammer, therefore entirely useless. In their stead, he filled the Gate with Tesla coils, arguing that everything is better with Tesla coils. Miraculously, he did manage to make some progress, and for a time it seemed that Little Mork's Webway WAAAGH!!! is only a matter of time. However, when the looting was almost finished, the Mongoid Sector was invaded by the forces of the [[Life Bringers]]. This was the beginning of the [[The Cleansing of the Mongoid Sector|Mongoid Wars]], one of the largest conflicts between the Imperium and the Orks before Ullanor. The war was long and gruelling, and many perished on both sides. The Life Bringers lost some of their greatest commanders on its battlefields, and the Mongoid Orks lost their largest Nobs. All the while, Kek Moon kept tinkering on his project, until the Waaaghway Gate was finally finished and ready to accept the first Ork warships. Unfortunately, by this time Little Mork had pretty much lost the war. Unable to beat the Life Bringers, he planned to use the Gate to escape from them into the Webway, but Kek Moon beat him to the punch. Seeing that the war is lost, he activated the Gate, cranked the portal size to the maximum and entered it aboard his war moon. The ancient machine wasn't intended for transporting objects of such tremendous size into the Webway; the passage of the planetoid overloaded the Gate and caused it to explode. The explosion was so powerful that it completely annihilated the remnants of Little Mork's fleet concentrated around the planet as well as several Life Bringer ships that happened to be in its vicinity.
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