Editing Old Man Henderson (section)

==Hell on Ice== 
Okie-doke. We were in the endgame, with zombies and shoggoths chasing us I managed to get Jimmy disappeared, so it was Old Man Henderson, Simon and Will going to the final strong-point we had: an abandoned hockey stadium. <br/>
On the way there, we had rammed through a small home-and-garden store in our truck. And when we arrived, we started barring the doors and windows, when I noticed something. Our trip through the store had netted us a passenger- a single lawn gnome. <br/>
Somehow, I knew right then that this was it. No lucky turn of fate, no Deus Ex Machina... Old Man Henderson was going to die. But I'd be damned if it wouldn't be the best fucking last stand ever. <br/>

I then revealed to the GM that Henderson was a world champion figure skater, hockey player, and golfer. <br/>
The Backstory of Doom got one final use.<br/>
We had got almost all of the doors barricaded, but the zombie/shoggoth army kicked in the last door and got Simon, Will was pulled off the Zamboni after he manage to throw the Crate onto the ice. <br/>
The crate full of exploding hockey pucks. <br/>
Lasted a couple of minutes while blasting Bust A Move (Young MC) before the situation resolved into totally fucked I switched to the next track as I yelled "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!" 
The next track came on, it was the Canadian national anthem, which Old Man Henderson began to sing proudly, at the top of his lungs. <br/>
I then threw out the three pieces of knowledge that marked Old Man Henderson's Blaze Of Glory. <br/>

# Calling Hastur's name 3 times will summon him, but only if the one who is truest foe at the time calls it. (Guess who.) 
# When an elder god is summoned from beyond, they suffer a sort of summoning sickness. They're still unbelievably strong, but can be killed FOREVER if you hit them hard enough. 
# The building had enough explosives wired to make Michael Bay blush. 
And that my friends, is the tale of how Old Man Henderson won Call of Cthulhu. 

''Anonymous 07/07/10(Wed)20:26 No.10998795 
:''I hereby suggest the use of "[[The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment|Henderson magnitude scale of plot derailment quake]]" to be used from hereon. One full Henderson rates as "total derailment".