Editing Recaf (section)

==In all seriousness==
Considering the tea plants and coffee shrubs of Holy Terra are all dead, recaf is technically not coffee or tea but a culinary equivalent. Imagine an agri-worlder working for just <s>above</s> below minimum wage armed with either a machete or a tractor to work <s>12</s> 23 hour shifts to fill cheap buckets with alien beans. After a wash to get rid of some of the bugs they get hauled into a cargo ship to send them over to some food-based forge world. By now after traveling through space and the Warp for ''mere months'' on end these beans have somehow "lost" whatever caffeine they might have ever had, so some synthetic caffeine gets injected into the slurry after they get ground up. This mash gets shoved into cheap plastic bags. These bags are put in another stasis field for however long it takes them to get shipped to ''another'' world so they can be sorted and loaded into more cargo ships, rationed out to the Imperial Guard and the rich civilians, who won't know how far and how long these acrid beans soaked in nutritional chemicals had to travel and through what labyrinthine machines of industry because it's 7 in the morning and they just want something to help them crawl out of bed.

That's recaf.

[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:Food and Drink]]