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==Da Fleet== '''Da Toof Chasa:''' Kaptan Blu Toof's flaghship, a rather small space hulk made of ork, imperial, and tau vessels. Though being a space hulk it still has roughly the mass of a city. A Hammer Battlecruiser serves as the core and fore of the vessel, a vanguard cruiser has, thanks to the warp, become wedged inside the Hammer battle cruiser and now serves as the main drive portion of the vessel. Two onslaught attack vessels just from underneath the hammer like forward facing tusks, they serve as a combination weapons platform and boarding tool. Between the 'teeth' a (much modified) Ryza Class nova cannon rests. five Claymore class cruisers have found themselves wedged into the mass of the space hulk in various places and since found their armaments relocated around the vessel to create an impressive broadside of macrocannons. Finally One Lar'shi cruiser and 4 Kir'shasvre (Castellan) Heavy Escort have since found themselves salvaged to create a surprisingly versatile dorsal and belly array of railcannons and ion batteries. '''Da Choppa:''' [[Image:Blue toof's choppa.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Da Choppiest Ship in da whole secta.]] Da Choppa is Blu Toof's original vessel, and was painstakingly removed and restored after being mashed into the mass of Rokk and ship that is the Strait Shoota'z flagship. Frankly the vessel does a better job as an escort and interceptor rather than a source of spare parts for an orkish flagship. Da Choppa started life as the flagship for Shas'o Tyros and his attempts to bring the light of the greater good to the imperial fringe. This was brought to a disastrous halt first by Hive Fleet Manticore and later by Blu Toof crudely slamming a rokk into his ship, slaughtering most of the crew and enslaving the survivors. It has since served as an absolute terror to the Tau shipping ways and is made all the more dangerous for its orkish 'upgrades.' While it is true that the vessel has lost some functionality in its ion and railcannon batteries it makes up for this in the ramming mechanism made from one of its broken wings; which can detach. Indeed more than a few ships have found themselves sheared in half by a ' 'atchet toss manueva.' '''Speshul Tactics''' ''''Nid Shells:''' Via intent or luck a Tervigon has found itself entombed in Da Toof Chasa, incapable of escaping its tiny cell it sends Termagants out to acquire sustenance. This has lead to the local Orks believing they have Tyranid 'Pets.' In truth the vessel simply has an infestation of termagants. This has lead to an uneasy truce between Grots and the Tau and Human slaves the Orks keep. They form fortified conclaves in the space hulk and live on edge while boys, especially the Huntas, treat it as sport and look forward to a 'proppa foight' with their ship's erstwhile guests. As a consequence the ship and her crew make use of extremely unusual weapons. Hive Fleet Manticore favors bioplasma weapons and has a self destruct adaptation designed to deal with CQC specialists causing bioplasma armed forms to explode in a cloud of organic shrapnel and superheated plasma. As such the Huntaz have become skilled at capturing these creatures and forcing them into specially prepared shells fired at enemy vessels. More often than not the shells get shot down by defences or succumb to poor craftsmanship leading to an underwhelming explosion of steel and plasma. However sometimes the shells work as intended, penetrating the enemy's hull and creating a seal before bursting open to disgorge a cargo of furious termagants intent on burning everything they encounter to death. '''Nid 'Nades:'' Its also fairly common for the boyz to extract acid glands from 'nid battle forms and crudely tape them to stikkbombs. However sometimes the huntaz will manage to install a termagant inside a specially designed extractor which will 'milk' the creature of bio plasma which is then contained inside a crudely made bomb which will be unleashed on the enemy in due time. '''Chromeshellz:''' Chromeboyz are garbage, literally. They're opportunistically made from whatever castoffs Dokta Krush and his assistants have on hand. They usually have simple purposes; hauling loot, shooting gits, cleaning tools and so on. Occasionally however they're crudely stuffed into shells and fired at the enemy. Sometimes they even manage a boarding action.
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