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==Las-Impulsor== [[File:KnightPreceptorLasImpulsor.png|200px|right|thumb|This weapon has a better track record of survival than most civilizations.]] The Las-Impulsor is a superheavy las weapon found only on the unique Knight Preceptors. Like a giant [[Awesome|laser shotgun]], the Las-Impulsor fires lightning-fast and devastating volley of laser blasts that can strip force shields from enemy war engines one at a time, and hammer their way through even the thickest armour or chitin to annihilate the vital systems beneath. The weapon works by building up an enormous charge of energy within capacitor shrines before cascading it down poly-sanctified conduits in escalating pulses. However, the history of the Las-Impulsor is even more impressive. It was lost by the Imperium ''twice'' before somehow being miraculously recovered from it. The first was during the [[Great Crusade]] when the weapons were produced solely upon a trio of forge worlds that were famed for their skill in creating and innovating laser weapons. These planets, known collectively as the Deuterium Stars, held a monopoly on this weapon. Unfortunately, the [[Horus Heresy]] came by and turned one of the three planets [[Heresy|absolutely heretical]] whilst destroying the other two planets in the process. The weapon became super rare after this, until M34 when [[Derp|''somehow'',]] an Adeptus Mechanicus Explorator fleet discovered another Las-Impulsor STC on a <u>''[[Wat|fucking Ork World]]''</u>. It is a miracle that the STC even survived in one piece knowing how Orks [[Looted|like their things properly modded and kitbashed.]] Nonetheless, the Las-Impulsor was put back into service... [[FAIL|until a sizable force of Chaos Space Marines descended upon the forge world of Ixas in M38 and promptly]] [[Blood Ravens|'borrowed' it for heretical uses.]] It was lost until the Freeblade Moritor Repugnum then led a crusade force of [[Black Templars]] to enter the Maelstrom and 'graciously borrowed it back' from the [[Dark Mechanicum]]. Again, the STC ''[[What|SOMEHOW]]'' survived wholly intact without a hint of [[Extra Heresy|Chaotic corruption.]] Nevertheless, the weapon was returned to Ixas with great ceremony in mid-M41, and has been in use ever since. <gallery> image:Las-Impulsor.jpg|<center>Alternate View</center> </gallery>
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