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==Gallery== {{Fail}} [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c&lc This wonderfully crafted video] depicts the correct way to react to these works of [[Heresy|art]]. Post your own fails here! <gallery> File:Arrrgh!.jpg|The Imperial Guard is an organization not known to be picky in recruitment. That includes Grandpapa with Downs Syndrome with his missing dentures. File:IMG_2466.JPG|I see you! Uploaded by https://m.facebook.com/OoOoOomonkey?ref=bookmarks bought these on eBay. File: DRUID THIN YOUR PAINTS.jpeg|He tried to commune with nature, and nature gave him permanent disfigurement. File:OH NO!.jpeg|His god was not kind to him. File:Bearserker.jpeg|Leaked 6e 20th level class ability: you become a humanoid animal permanently. File:1237018138010.jpg|Decorated seventeen times and painted several more. File:1250644111790.jpg|THRONE'S ARSEPLATE, DO YOU HAVE PARKINSON'S OR SOMETHING?! File:1292840989889.jpg|Oh dear sweet Jesus. Fun Fact: That wreck plus all paints cost him upwards Β£100 File:1304388001751.jpg|Ultramarines truly worthy of their [[Matt Ward|spiritual liege]]. File:1314090376649.jpg|This one's from a professional painting service. <s>Great</s> Amateurish work on the detailing, shit work with the face. That's [[Games Workshop|GW]] for you. File:1314092204994.jpg|Don't look into their eyes, don't look into their eyes! Jesus, the captain's gone cock-eyed, ahhhhhh! File:1302339865363.jpg|From My Little Pony's partial-birth abortion into your darkest nightmares. File:1323919239898.jpg|"I have no mouth and I must scream, WHAT THE FUCK?!" File:1323919828242.jpg|I can't tell if Sanguinius is supposed to have a beard or if he's just vomiting. File:1314092488281.jpg|Even if this was painted well she would still have bare breasts. That's just plain tacky. (Actual description from the painter: Still, this is one of my fave paintjobs to date, i hope ya like her :3 ) File:1323878987760.jpg|The guy on the right has two right hands. Mother of Christ. File:Sicarius.JPG|I, Cato Sicarius, supreme Ultra Marine fighting for the [[Matt Ward|spiritual liege]]. Do make note of his fabulous leopard print loincloth. File:1329292059994.jpg|BROTHER LIBRARIAN I CAN [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-|FEEL MY FACE SLOUGHING OFF]] (to be fair these are super tiny models. Those are pens that they're sitting on. Looks like a problem with the undercoat more than anything.) File:Yellowblob.jpg|By the [[Emprah|GOD-EMPEROR]]. Did the guy stick his face inside a heavy flamer? File:Dread_Horror.jpg|Even in death I still feel pain File:Meltingscout.JPG|Not THAT bad until you see the neck... File:Forthegreatermelt.JPG|Why does it have golden locks?! File:KNOWLEDGEISPOWER.jpg|[[Catachan]] is well known for its' unexpected and sudden Acid Rains. File:ENGAGEALLTHETERROR.jpg|How could you fuck up the Battlesuit as well? That's like, an [[fail|achievement]] all of its own! File:TRAITORSDOWNFALL.jpg|It takes a [[derp|certain mindset]], to join the vile Tau Xenos. But that Kroot gun with a chainblade bayonet looks pretty cool. File:Uglyshitwtf.jpg|A trash elemental. No, seriously, thatβs what it looks like. Kitbash fail, paint fail. File:6547473615 08152bc762 b.jpg|You can see the pain in his eyes. File:Everfail.JPG|Don't look into his... eyes. File:1369548189366.jpg|"I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!" File:1380441711824.jpg|Somebody wanted $40 for this model. [[A Game of Pretend|Because it's "professionally painted".]] File:Goldendaemon.png|Quality men were not meant to know! File:ThinYourCaptain.jpeg|A paint job worthy of the lord of Macragge... Who am I kidding he <s>deserves better</s> {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|Heresy!}} File:AvatarOfPizza.jpeg|"I didn't know Khaine came in pizza flavour." File:1421945790175.jpg|"I preach so that others do not suffer my fate." File:Ultramarinemelt.jpeg|Warning: Do not expose your Astartes to above-room temperatures. File:BADreadAwful.jpeg|This is what causes the Black Rage. File:RektHenual.jpg|Not even Krosmaster minis are safe! File:RektEmma.jpg|Her blade looks like that because she just tore your eyes out. File:ProPainted.jpg|The Grimdark Future of the Power Rangers. File:6321790479_593d5b5723.jpg|Not even the Gretchen are safe from this evil. File:40K-Space-Marine-Blood-Angel-Captain-Games-Workshop.jpg|Clubbed feet is a sadly common side-effect of the Blood Angel's gene-seed File:Pathfinder Battles Thin.jpg|Unlike most of the entries, this one doesn't have the excuse of being done by an amateur; they're sold like this. File:Bruvamyface.jpg|Dehydration does terrible things. File:OneThickCoat.jpg|Even [[Duncan Rhodes]] had to start somewhere. File:Paintanid.jpg|Notice that with THAT much paint, the poor thing needs 3 flyer stands to stay in the air. File:Failhound.jpg|Painting skill might suffer if you sell your eyes for Forgeworld minis. File:FailhoundCockpit.jpg|It is a good pain. File:After_Easter.png|Reiksguard Knight got into the chocolate stash. File:Thin_your_damn_paints_1.png|In all fairness, this is probably how an actual Space Wolf would paint. File:Aretoodeetoo_BadDread.jpg|How to fuck up edge highlights. File:FAILbaddon.jpg|13 Black Crusades later. File:Tissue Skin.jpg|The durability of the Catachan Devils are renown and infamous. Here we see a lone Devil surviving after being shat out from a Hierophant. File:Thegreatsleep.jpg|All of those repair protocols really take a toll on you File:Emperors abortion.png|This emperors child should have never been born File:Destroyer of retinas.jpg|The only things this will destroy are your retinas. File:Gravfailcon.jpg|Is it still able to hover with that many layers of paint? File:ProPaintedPrimarch.jpg|Perhaps death was truly a mercy compared to this hell. File:Facesoffail.jpg|Stick to armies that wear full helmets, kids. File:Banana_fist.jpg|Some Primaris would prefer to return to being part of the Unnumbered Sons. File:Spiderman ohgod.jpg|"Mr Stark, I don't feel so good." File:Cum tank.jpg|"This tank was unfortunately caught in the midst of a very sticky slaanseshi orgy.β Update: the anon in question has salvaged this plaster covered tank into an obliterator infected tank File:FailTerminators.jpg|thumb|Rewarded with the Crux Terminatus and several more layers of paint File:Unthinned Steel Legion.jpeg|Fighting on Armageddon takes a toll on your equipment. </gallery>
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