Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

==Mead is underpowered in d20==
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Honey Beer" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Mead deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine bottle of mead in Medieval Denmark for twelve wenches (that's about $12) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid XXXX with my mead.

Viking mead-smiths spend minutes working on a single tub of mead and ferment it up to a million times to produce the finest booze known to mankind.

Mead is thrice as alcoholic as Japanese Sake and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a sake drunk can cut through, a viking can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a viking could easily drink a knight wearing full plate under the table.

Ever wonder why Vikings never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too wasted on mead to fight the disciplined Samurai and their sake of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the mead first because they wanted to drink their mead.

So what am I saying? Mead is simply the best beverage that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for mead:

Mead:   Ingested DC 32;   Relaxation, talkative, likable;  Pillaging  

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of mead in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = mead needs to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.