Editing The End Times (section)

== A List of Irony/Bad Writing ==
In case you haven't already notice, The End Time has a pretty big collection of character's irony as well as the usual irony. In fact, this entire event might as well be a lulzy dark comedy play directed by [[Cegorach]].

*Grimgor Ironhide is the avatar of the Great Maw despite being an Orc who only worships Gork and Mork, as well as an incarnate of Beast magic despite being an Orc
*Malekith is the true heir of the Phoenix King despite being the third most evil and murderous non-daemonic (playable) character to ever exist (after his mother Morathi and Nagash).
*Krell becomes so independent he makes Heinrich looks like his servant despite Heinrich being the one who raised him.
*Heinrich the "lichemaster" gets killed by a liche (Arkhan the Black)
*Heinrich being the first special character in Warhammer Fantasy is also the first to be killed off at the end times
*Skaven went from cowardly failure to competent killing machines and destroy 75% of the world 
*Gobbla gets killed by a skaven beastmaster from inside out despite being a squig, a creature with large appetite, huge sharp teeth and strong stomach acid, and whose description stated he does not stop chewing until his meal is ''staying down''
*Valten gets beheaded by a Skaven Vermin Lord and not Archaon (A Skaven assassin, heavily implied to be Snikch, killed him in the now non-Canon Storm of Chaos.  Now an Eshin Verminlord kills him)
*All two metal wind incarnate (Thorgrim and Gelt) gets backstabbed despite having the power of invincibility granted by the winds itself (Thorgrim in particular is supposed to have runes on his armour that prevent this exact scenario from happening)
*Despite being contained by Gelt's wall of faith and being the most hostile land of the Empire, Sylvania became the safest place near the end of the End Times
*Neferata and Khalida end up fighting together in the end despite hating each other's guts before
*Despite Settra's announcement to expend Nehekhara's border before the end times, Nagash came and nuked the place to ashes
*The fact that Nagash ate Usirian prior to his duel with Settra has made him the new god of death, meaning Settra was fighting the god of death he had so faithfully worshiped in the past
*Gregor Martak, new Supreme Patriarch and head of the Amber College, was fighting to preserve civilization.
*Instead of killing Nagash, his most hated enemy, in the final battle, Settra decided to go after the chaos gods instead for ordering him around (he did say that Nagash is next)
*Nagash's black pyramid gets destroyed first try by the Skaven while the Tomb Kings' attempts to damage it failed for millennia.
*Luthor Huss got possessed by a spirit (The Nameless) despite being the most strong-willed warrior priest.  What's more, as a Sigmarite he's opposed to undead but needed the help of a [[Vlad von Carstein|pretty cool vampire]] to break free of The Nameless.
*Tyrion goes from honorable defenders of Ulthuan to a bloodthirsty murder-crazed asshole that ruined his homeland after unsheathing the Widowmaker. After he died and was resurrected by Teclis, every elf hates him for what he did, a contrast to his reputation before all this. Even his horse Malhandir knew how he was fucked up by Khaine's power that he ditched him before his final duel with Malekith.
*Volkmar was tortured to the brink of despair by Mannfred despite having endured both Chaos rituals and Nagash's necromancy before.
*Sigvald, the most beautiful asshole ever adored by Slaanesh, suffered a death that ruined his handsome face.
**Throgg pissed on Sigvald's corpse after killing him.  This means a follower of Slaanesh with "Geld" in his title and wearing ''golden'' armor was covered in a ''shower'' of urine by his killer.  Do the math.
*Festus killed by his own regeneration power, where the stake planted by Vlad on Festus grow into a huge tree and basically torn him apart.
*The dinosaur-inhabited realms of the Lizardmen were wiped out by meteors.
*Zacharias The Everliving was killed by Nagash in a swift of a finger movement despite called "The Everliving".
*Valkia's weapon of choice is a spear and she died via impalement on a banner pole.  She also impaled her killer with her spear at the same time.
*Caledor and Morathi, two bitter rivals, were pulled into the warp by Slaanesh's hand as if they were made for each other.....yeah, [[/d/|we don't even want to imaging what kinky shit Slaanesh made them both do]].
*Skrag the Slaughterer was made drowned in his own cauldron full of his own blood by Grimgor and fed to his gorgers that follow him.
*Morathi tried to stop Teclis undoing the vortex even through Morathi had tried that in the past with Caledor being the one that stopped her shit.
*Greasus Goldtooth squeezed a Black Orc Warboss to death in the battle that secured his rulership of all Ogre Kingdoms.  Greasus' rule ended when he tried to re-enact this with Grimgor, and Grimgor killed Greasus.  What's more, Grimgor killed him with Greasus' own club.  He also stupidly decided to re-enact this finishing move despite winning the fight without it, and he's supposed to be the smartest of ogres. 
*Greenskins, the species that is universally hated by every other race, including the Old Ones (just some space virus on their space ship lol) succeeded where the Old Ones failed and led the Ogres to fight chaos (In all honesty, Malekith played a small part in this by manipulating Grimgor into joining forces with them through the act of sucking up). 
*The destruction of Mengil Manhide's Manflayers; They were destroyed by skinswolves (aka werewolves who had their former human skins hanging from their body) and Mengil Manhide had a sadistic habit of wearing his victim's skin.  He also ate people and the skinwolves ate him after killing him.  
*Zhatan the Black gets a taste of his own cruelty from his goblin slaves.
*Shadowblade, Malekith's personal assassin, tried to kill him and ended up killed by him.  Also, his name was Shadowblade and he got killed with shadow magic and a blade - Malekith's sword.
*Malekith ends up married to Alarielle even though he tried to have her assassinated during her wedding to Finubar.  
**Malekith ended up saving her life by risking his just before the world ends, even though he tried to have her killed three times (in addition to the wedding, he had a group of assassins hunt her then sent a Keeper of Secrets after her when they failed)
*Morathi, the setting's second biggest vamp and one of its most evil characters, ends up falling in love with a noble High Elf hero and is almost completely under his control (Then again, Morathi has been retcon'ed to hell where it went from her being the manipulator to the lover of aenarion with a talent for dark magic, so it is really hard to consider it as an irony.)
*Hellebron, a woman who dedicated her life to killing and worshiped a god of murder... is killed by Alarielle, a woman who dedicated her life to healing and worships a goddess of life and fertility.
*Caradryan, post-Phoenix Guard, is reserved and lacking in initiative, but he is bound to the Wind of Fire often associated with impulsiveness and passion (since magic in Warhammer tends to make, or be drawn to, people of a similar temperament to itself)
*When Mannfred, a vampire, is given to the Incarnates as a gift from Nagash, he is locked in a prison that slowly leeches his life essence.
*In the battle for Middenheim, Slaanesh sent his most incompetent Greater Daemon because he doesn't want the Chaos Gods to succeed in destroying the world, as that would mean the pleasures of the world end.  The Chaos God of hedonism and excess has a moment of restraint and moderation.
*Thanquol the most incompetent of all the Skaven was made the seerlord 
**Thanquol also finally get shit done by summoning Skreech Verminking ([[Skarbrand |not a khornate rape train like the last time]]) and destroyed Nuln.  He also gets a new boneripper that didn't die the first 3 seconds he got his hands on.
*Arbaal the Undefeated is....... defeated.
*Expert undead-slayer Harry the Hammer is killed by an undead being.
*Kairos Fateweaver, a Tzeentch demon, is killed to summon Ka'Bandha, a Khornate demon.
*Despite being an fierce warrior wolf god, [[Ulric]] was so weakened by the lack of power (thank you again [[Teclis]]) that he had to fight like a coward (running around, hiding, back stabbing Archaon in the final battle, etc...)
*Thorgrim, after spending rivers of blood holding a doorway, leaves one open that lets an assassin to come in, backstab him and take the city anyway.
*The Last Remnants of Tribe Unberogen.  Despite Sigmar killing Nagash himself thousands of years ago, it was the great necromancer's power that reawakened his ancient companions as part of the final defense line during the battle of Altdorf.  The irony is pleasing enough to be felt by Vlad himself.
*[[Sayl the Faithless]], a Chaos Sorcerer known for his endless dealing and betrayals with daemons and gods was beheaded by '''Canto the Unsworn''', a man who is true to himself, had sworn to no gods and betrayed no one.