Editing Angry Marines (section)

=The Angry Marine Lexicon=
On the surface of things, Angry Marine speech and language may seem incredibly simple, containing a large number of (and sometimes containing nothing but) curse words. However, this superficiality can hide (sometimes that is, other times they may literally just be saying FUCK!!!") a deeper meaning and subtly almost paradoxical to their brute appearance.

==Grammar and Punctuation==
*CAPS LOCK: Used to define rank with Angry Marine “society” as a whole. In general, Serfs and the like will speak in lower case, with the exceptions being commissars and tech priests when they become very pissed off because something very expensive and rare has been broken, while normal Angry Marines and up will ALWAYS (AND I MEAN FUCKING ALWAYS) speak in caps lock, even in the presence of a Silencer.

*Exclamation marks (!): The only real punctuation the Angry Marines use, Serfs and the like will usually use none or one, while your standard marine will always use at least one, usually three. From there, the number of additional exclamation marks increases with the amount of rage, with the usual jump being from 3 to 6/7. Beyond that however the exclamation marks blurr into a continuous stream of punctuation, and such use is only really used in war cry’s and in sentences where all the words have blurred into one.

*Comma (,): A rarely used piece of punctuation, as pausing while speaking when you could instead just vomit up your speech like a pyrovore vomits acidic flames is frowned upon.

==Words==
*'''Fuck (Noun, Verb, Adjective, Adverb, Pronoun, Preposition, Conjunctive, Determination, Exclamation):'''
:The most commonly used word in the Angry Marines possession, in someways it defines their very existence and purpose in the galaxy, and for such an important word it has a suitably large array of meanings and uses. It is also the only word which the Angry Marines draw out to express different meanings (exclamations will not be shown here but are an integral part to the word fuck):
:*'''FUCK (by itself):'''
::A general expletive and most commonly used form of the word fuck, can be used in any number of contexts, for example, an Angry Marine walks into the canteen and sees that there is no pizza left, he might shout FUCK as a general sign of annoyance. On the flip side, one Angry Marine might say to another "THE WEATHER IS FUCKING LOVELY TODAY ISN'T IT?" and the other might reply "FUCK" in general agreement. As such, it is always important to pay attention to the context in which a single and lone "FUCK" is uttered, especially as lone angry marines may just shout fuck at random, just so that they don't get bored.
::*In addition, it is important to note that an Angry Marines rank will also determine (to a certain extent) the context of a fuck, as higher ranking angry marines (ie. angrier angry marines) are more likely to use the word fuck in a more aggressive manner.
:*'''FUCK (with other words):'''
::Simplifies the matter of understanding whether a fuck is uttered in a positive, negative or passive manner, for example, "YOU FUCKING IDIOT" is a general sign of annoyance, while "FUCK MAXIMUS IS COMING" is a sign of respect and a warning to others.
:*'''Fuuuuuuuuuuck:'''
::An angrier fuck, generally used by itself as a general expletive but still short enough to be uttered quickly.
:*'''FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCK:'''
::An even angrier fuck, defined by the addition of extra c's, making it much longer to say compared to just adding extra u's and therefore a much angrier expletive.
:*'''FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK:'''
::The addition of additional FFFFFF's is a sign that the speaker has gone from simply furious to downright livid, especially as the marine in question may decide mid speaking to upgrade his FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK to a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU...
:*'''FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU...:'''
::Generally uttered at the beginning, middle and end of a charge, and is a general sign that your ass is about to be handed to you, in a million pieces. An expression of purest hatred and fury, non angry marines should preferably be in another sector when they hear this noise, and the angry marine making the noise will only stop screaming (like the word wargh, no self respecting angry marine would ever just speak FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU...) once his rage or the object of his rage has been vented/dealt with.

*'''Bitch:'''
::A lighter swear word used at low anger levels, and is used as a greeting in polite conversation, for example, an angry marine might politely announce the arrival of another angry marines they like with the phrase “NOT THIS BITCH AGAIN”.

*'''Cunt/Dick (Noun, Verb, Adjective, Adverb, Pronoun, Preposition, Conjunctive, Determination, Exclamation):'''
::An insult which refers to the general groin/genital region of a being anatomy, and therefore a prime target for a kick. It can however be used as a general directive, for example, "GO FUCKING PUNCH THAT CUNT" could be used as a direction to inflict grievous bodily harm via a strike to their genital region, but it's usually used as a general attack order with the additional implication that the target is also, say, an Ultramarine.

*'''Ultracunt, blueberry, ultrasmurf etc:'''
::A general derogatory word for ultramarine/s, all of which imply that the ultramarines are inferior in some/all ways. Most words/phrase can be made this way by simply adding “ultra” to the beginning of them, as long as said word is neutral or derogatory.

*'''Shit, crap, bullshit:'''
:A derogatory word for waste matter, used prolifically (the word, not the waste matter) to imply that a situation or person is somewhat lacking or disappointing, for example “THIS PINT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!”

*'''Weeaboo, Weeb:'''
:Specifically refers to the Tau (or any being belonging to the T'au Empire), also generally used to describe someone who uses Tau tactics (e.g, not charging at the enemy). 

*'''[[That Guy]]:'''
::A general cunt etc, but refers more so to the person in question being a terrible person, while a cunt isn't necessarily a terrible person.

*'''Toaster:'''
:A derogatory word for a machine or those who maintain them, in the latter example is is usually followed by the word fucker as well for added implication.

*'''[[Neckbeard]]:'''
:Not a commonly used insult in the 42nd millennium, but generally refers to the poor grooming habits/troglodyte nature of/absent social skills of something.

*'''Wardian prick, cunt, bastard etc:'''
:A normal insult, but with the prefix of “wardian” etc, which magnifies the insults effect by invoking the [[Matt Ward|name of the foulest being in the galaxy.]]

==Angry Marine Name Generator==
Like all humans, Angry Marines have a birth name given by their parents. But usually these babies are fucking annoying and have to be disposed of. Angry Marines maintain Chapels of the Emperor in his Aspect as the Self-Righteous Customer Served Dry Steak just for these kinds of babies. Usually the children have card identifying the reason the child was discarded like the FUCKING TRASH THEY ARE, but they rarely give better descriptions than "Little Shitfuck," "Lazy Ass Bastard Shits His Pants," "Worthless Quadruple Malt Distilled Shitwater." While these may seem like great names, when children are chosen to join the Chapter they get new names to symbolize their new life and because not all of them can be called "Fucking Lazy Ass Won't Clean His Room!

After years of learning how to speak Angry, many Initiates choose their own name, other times they have names gifted to them by senior marines, and sometimes everyone is just too angry to be bothered. In those cases this rubric is used to determine their name using 2d6 for first and last. An optional middle name is 1d6.

{| class="wikitable"
! First Name !!  !! Middle Name !!  !! Surname !! 
|-
! 11
| Chunk  || 1 || Leslie || 11 || McFuck
|-
! 12
| Slab || 2 || Courtney || 12 || Asscrush
|-
! 13
| Rip  || 3 || Ashley || 13 || Breakface
|-
! 14
| Crunch || 4 || Stacey || 14 || Von Dicksmash
|-
! 15
| Bolt || 5 || Jordan || 15 || De Lividius
|-
! 16
| Io || 6 || Alice || 16 || Fleming
|-
! 21
| Hack ||  ||  || 21 || McShitstain
|-
! 22
| Stabby ||  ||  || 22 || Stomachabundus
|-
! 23
| Smash ||  ||  || 23 || O'CAPSLOCK
|-
! 24
| Blast ||  ||  || 24 || Kawacocktwist
|-
! 25
| Buff ||  ||  || 25 || Fuckworth
|-
! 26
| Punch ||  ||  || 26 || Zhāng Sān Lǐ Sì
|-
! 31
| Lance ||  ||  || 31 || Smith
|-
! 32
| Billegerient ||  ||  || 32 || dàn téng
|-
! 33
| Iratus ||  ||  || 33 || commotus
|-
! 34
| Dementer ||  ||  || 34 || Faire le Con
|-
! 35
| Furiouse ||  ||  || 35 || Groinslap
|-
! 36
| Enojado ||  ||  || 36 || Cornhole
|-
! 41
| Aplastar ||  ||  || 41 || Cuntbridge-Stewart
|-
! 42
| Crujido ||  ||  || 42 || Une Civil
|-
! 43
| Overcooked ||  ||  || 43 || DeMierda
|-
! 44
| Kuharibu ||  ||  || 44 || Enfoiré
|-
! 45
| Ikaanguka ||  ||  || 45 || GifleSalope
|-
! 46
| Wreck ||  ||  || 46 || Herpeslip
|-
! 51
| Stumpy ||  ||  || 51 || Snarlington
|-
! 52
| Facebreak ||  ||  || 52 || ConBust'em
|-
! 53
| Havoc ||  ||  || 53 || Shitonashitsammich
|-
! 54
| Torpedo ||  ||  || 54 || Grocerybill
|-
! 55
| Lick ||  ||  || 55 || Roommate
|-
! 56
| Froth ||  ||  || 56 || Houserepair
|-
! 61
| Tetchy ||  ||  || 61 || incuntvenience
|-
! 62
| Inflamed ||  ||  || 62 || Ballslappinstien-Snatch
|-
! 63
| Shitsnacks ||  ||  || 63 || Chupa-Tumadre
|-
! 64
| Damn ||  ||  || 64 || Von Poopants
|-
! 65
| Fucksnacks ||  ||  || 65 || Brokenface
|-
! 66
| Dave ||  ||  || 66 || Ward
|}