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==KILLER BEES are underpowered in d20== That's it. I'm sick of all this "diminutive insect" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. [[Bees|KILLER BEES]] deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself [[Beeforged|commissioned a genuine hive of KILLER BEES]] from the Demiplane of Killer Bees for 7,000gp (that's about 3,500ep) and have been fleeing for my life for almost 2 years now. I can't even hide behind slabs of solid steel, the KILLER BEES cut through them! Queen bees spend years working on a single bee and [[what|fold it up to a million times]] to produce the finest KILLER BEES known to mankind. KILLER BEES are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, KILLER BEES can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a SWARM OF KILLER BEES could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical sting. Ever wonder why beholders never bothered conquering the Prime Material Plane? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their KILLER BEES of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the KILLER BEES first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? KILLER BEES are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for KILLER BEES Killer Bees. Medium insect swarm (Evil) Fly 200' (Perfect) Touch attack: 20d20 bee damage, fort save dc 35 vs extreme immobilizing pain AC 25 DR 10 Bees are ethereal, And they have evasion, and they have magic resistance, And can summon more bees, and they have magic resistance, Blind-fighting, and the buzzing sound they make causes confusion as per the spell, bees have fast healing too. and they do not know fear, if you cut one in half, it becomes two more bees, And if you cut off its head it grows two more firebreathing ones, killer bees have free movement and can survive the vacuum of space, Bees are permanently hasted, And not underpowered 3rd ed Haste. Bees have 2nd ed Haste, Except they're immune to the effects of aging, and they slow their victims on a successful attack, And bee damage over comes damage reducation as a silver/cold iron/magic/evil/good/lawful/chaotic/epic weapon, Trolls can't regenerate bee damage either. Did i mention they are keen as well? And their stings are vorpal Even though they're piercing weapons. That's how bad ass they are..And those aren`t even the dire bees. The Queen bee can gate in more bees from the plane of bees, And once per day can summon a greater bee elemental, or 2d6 lesser bee elementals. And can cast Wall of Bees. Now that seems a lot more representative of the power of KILLER BEES in real life, don't you think? The only reason the tarrasque exists is to keep bee numbers down. tl;dr = KILLER BEES need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
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