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===Charlie Daniels Band: The Devil Went Down to Georgia=== The daemon went down to Terra,<br/> He was looking for a soul to steal.<br/> He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.<br/> When he came across this young man chainswordin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.<br/> And the daemon jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy, let me you what:"<br/> "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too."<br/> "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."<br/> "Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the daemon his due:"<br/> "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."<br/> The boy said: "Mah nahme's [[Indrick Boreale|Boreale]] ahnd it might be ah sin,"<br/> "But Ah'll take yooouuur bet, yoouugghhrr gonna regrort, 'cos Ah'm the best thawt's ever beahn."<br/> Boreale, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,<br/> 'Cause hellwarp's broke loose in Terra and Tzeentch deals the cards.<br/> And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.<br/> But if you lose, the daemon gets your soul.<br/> The daemon opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."<br/> And blue fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.<br/> And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.<br/> Then a band of Nurglings joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:<br/> When the daemon finished, Boreale said,<br/> "Worl, you're prehtty guud, oorrld sawn,"<br/> "But sit dorn in that cheer rigghht ther and let me show you whore it's dorne"<br/> Fire on the monolith.<br/> Run, boys, run<br/> Slaanesh in the House of the Rising Sun.<br/> Squiqs in the bread pan pickin' out dough.<br/> Granny, does your cyberdog bite?<br/> No, child, no.<br/> The daemon bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.<br/> And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Boreale's feet.<br/> Boreale said, "Daemon, just cuhm on baahhck if you ever wahnt to trah agahin."<br/> "'Cause Ah told you once, you son of a grot,"<br/> "Ah'm the best that's evah bihn."<br/>
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