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==Angry Marine Name Generator== Like all humans, Angry Marines have a birth name given by their parents. But usually these babies are fucking annoying and have to be disposed of. Angry Marines maintain Chapels of the Emperor in his Aspect as the Self-Righteous Customer Served Dry Steak just for these kinds of babies. Usually the children have card identifying the reason the child was discarded like the FUCKING TRASH THEY ARE, but they rarely give better descriptions than "Little Shitfuck," "Lazy Ass Bastard Shits His Pants," "Worthless Quadruple Malt Distilled Shitwater." While these may seem like great names, when children are chosen to join the Chapter they get new names to symbolize their new life and because not all of them can be called "Fucking Lazy Ass Won't Clean His Room! After years of learning how to speak Angry, many Initiates choose their own name, other times they have names gifted to them by senior marines, and sometimes everyone is just too angry to be bothered. In those cases this rubric is used to determine their name using 2d6 for first and last. An optional middle name is 1d6. {| class="wikitable" ! First Name !! !! Middle Name !! !! Surname !! |- ! 11 | Chunk || 1 || Leslie || 11 || McFuck |- ! 12 | Slab || 2 || Courtney || 12 || Asscrush |- ! 13 | Rip || 3 || Ashley || 13 || Breakface |- ! 14 | Crunch || 4 || Stacey || 14 || Von Dicksmash |- ! 15 | Bolt || 5 || Jordan || 15 || De Lividius |- ! 16 | Io || 6 || Alice || 16 || Fleming |- ! 21 | Hack || || || 21 || McShitstain |- ! 22 | Stabby || || || 22 || Stomachabundus |- ! 23 | Smash || || || 23 || O'CAPSLOCK |- ! 24 | Blast || || || 24 || Kawacocktwist |- ! 25 | Buff || || || 25 || Fuckworth |- ! 26 | Punch || || || 26 || Zhāng Sān Lǐ Sì |- ! 31 | Lance || || || 31 || Smith |- ! 32 | Billegerient || || || 32 || dàn téng |- ! 33 | Iratus || || || 33 || commotus |- ! 34 | Dementer || || || 34 || Faire le Con |- ! 35 | Furiouse || || || 35 || Groinslap |- ! 36 | Enojado || || || 36 || Cornhole |- ! 41 | Aplastar || || || 41 || Cuntbridge-Stewart |- ! 42 | Crujido || || || 42 || Une Civil |- ! 43 | Overcooked || || || 43 || DeMierda |- ! 44 | Kuharibu || || || 44 || Enfoiré |- ! 45 | Ikaanguka || || || 45 || GifleSalope |- ! 46 | Wreck || || || 46 || Herpeslip |- ! 51 | Stumpy || || || 51 || Snarlington |- ! 52 | Facebreak || || || 52 || ConBust'em |- ! 53 | Havoc || || || 53 || Shitonashitsammich |- ! 54 | Torpedo || || || 54 || Grocerybill |- ! 55 | Lick || || || 55 || Roommate |- ! 56 | Froth || || || 56 || Houserepair |- ! 61 | Tetchy || || || 61 || incuntvenience |- ! 62 | Inflamed || || || 62 || Ballslappinstien-Snatch |- ! 63 | Shitsnacks || || || 63 || Chupa-Tumadre |- ! 64 | Damn || || || 64 || Von Poopants |- ! 65 | Fucksnacks || || || 65 || Brokenface |- ! 66 | Dave || || || 66 || Ward |}
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