Editing Ork (section)

==Reasons it sucks to be an Ork==
# You're the one species that is actually dumber than humanity. <strike>{{BLAM|HERESY!}}</strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>*THUMP* LOK BOSS I GOT MEH WUN UH DEM UMIES!!!!</span>
# Your war cry "WAAAGH!" is overused by everyone. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>LIEK IF "FOR DA EMPRAH!!!" IZN'T OVERUZZED AZ 'ELL</span>
# No matter how hard you try, you will never achieve enough dakka... and if you did, it'd end up destroying you too. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>A TRAGGADY, DAT IS!</span>
# Despite having some awesome-looking guns, you can't shoot things for shit. Your standard Ballistic Skill is 2 (which means at best hitting things on a 5+), and when you ''do'' shoot somebody successfully it's probably due to sheer volume of bullets more than anything else. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> YOU SAY DAT LOIKE IT'S A ZOGGIN' BAD FING! </span>
# Your sole purpose in stories is to distract the Space Marines and the Imperial Guard from more dangerous threats like Chaos, Tyranids or Necrons. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> BUT WE'Z GET TA HAVE A REAL GREAT FIGHT WHILEZ BEIN' A DISTRAKSHUN. SO IT'Z STILL ALL GOOD. ALSO HAV YOU EVEN READ DA BEAST ARISES WE ZOG DEM HUMMIES UP. </span> （Sadly, the series' average rating on Goodreads didn't even pass 4 stars, I think not a single book has passed 4 stars. So, I say they are not bad, but not that good either.）
# Your army falls apart at the seams the minute your Warboss dies. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>NAH, WE'S JUST GOT TA FIGURA' OUT WHUZ IN CHARGE NEXT, DAN WE COMES BACK AROUND TA FUMP EM AGAIN!</span> <strike> <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'> Hiss! By that time we've NOMNOMNOMNOM'D on you </span></strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> '''*CRUNCH*''' ANUDDA 'EAD FER ME POINTY STIKK!
# Orks do not draw psychic power from the [[Warp]], [[Derp|but still take Perils of the Warp]]. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> DEM WEIRDBOY GITZ JUST ORK'D TOO 'ARD!</span>
# Anytime you use anything, from your smallest pistol to your [[Battlefleet Gothic|largest space ship]], you have the same chances of surviving its use as a grot snuggling an overcharged standard issue Imperial [[Plasma Weapons|Plasma Gun]]. Offset by the fact you can survive 4th degree burns, decapitation, being septic, and acquiring space tetanus.<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> OY, DOK. WUTZ DIS TETANATHINGY? CAN WE'Z SQUISH ET?</span> 
# In Second Ed there was an alarming risk that your entire army might die before the battle actually started because almost no Ork units had sealed armour.<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> ORKZ DUN' NEED ARMER! NOT WEN ORKZ GOT DAKKA!! SMASH DEM GITS WITOUT'IT!</span>
# You have a mushroom and two spore pods dangling between your legs, and Kroot find it a delicacy. <strike> <span style='color:yellow;font-size:115%'> GOOD MEAT BAKKAWW! </span> </strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>*THUMP* I DUNNO WUT DIS DUN SAID BUT IT URT ME EYES SO I KRUMPED IT!!!!</span>
# You're part of [[Squad Broken]]. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>WELL UH.... ZOGGIT, YOO GOT US DERE.</span>
#<strike>Even (some) vegetarians will eat you</strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> NOT IF WE EAT DEM FIRST! HAH! </span>
# <strike>You haven't had a new codex since 4th edition. And it's starting to show.</strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> SHUT IT YA GIT, WE'ZE DA ORKS AND YOU'Z A BUNCH O PANSY GITS! B'SIDES, WE IZ GOING TA GET NEW CODEX DIS 6TH ED! OI BOSS WEZ GOT A SEVENF EDISHUN CODEX BEFORE THE PANSY GITS DID! N NOW WE'Z GOTZ A SHINEY NEW 7 ORK-DITION CODEX-FINGY! ZOGGIN' GORK! DIS EYFF EDISHUN KODEX IS DED KILLY! </span> <strike>(And now you don't have a codex anymore.)</strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>'''*CRUNCH*''' 'AVE YOU 'EARD OF ORKTOBER, HUMIE?</span> Your codex came out in November.
# <strike>There is a slight chance that [[Matt Ward|Mattard]] is going to write 6th edition codex. If so, in the next codex you'll read something like this: "The Orks insatiable thirst for violence is, really, just a way of coping with the angst they feel that no matter what they do, they will never be Ultramarines."</strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> WHO KEEPS LETTIN' DEZ' HUMIES IN 'ERE! WE'Z BLOODY INFESTED! GET DA BURNAZ!</span> <strike>(Also [[Matt Ward|Mattard]] is apparently too busy with pestering Forge world for more Space marine resin collections to be converted into plastic for the main product line to be bothered with our humble bumbling green skins.)</strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> Tipakill 'umie bee'ayevyohr dat iz. Alwayz ignorin' da orky fingz in loif an' only payin' attentchuhn to zoggin' 'umie fingz. Downroight shaymfol dat iz. Da onlee REEL orky 'umie dere iz iz dat Kaptuhn Yarik; Gork - or eh, iz it Mork? - bless 'iz 'eart.</span> (Trust us greenskin, Matt Ward ignoring you is a good thing.) <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> But waznt 'e fired fur being an annoying grot?</span><br/><span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>I GOT DA BURNAZ!! WE HAVIN A BBQ?? MAKE MINE CRISPY AN DUN FORGET DA EXTRA SQUIG SAUCE</span>
# <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> <strike>if dere ain't any Stormboyz, yer army k'n get krumped by da Blu Gitz real easy like. No not [[Ultramarines|DEM]] blue gits The [[Tau|udda ones]] wif da nice dakka and puny stompas.</strike></span><span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'''*CRUNCH*''' OI! WHO LET DA GROT DO DA TALKIN?! WE JUS' SMASH DEM BLUEBOYZ WIT 'ARE CHOPPAS WHEN WE GET CLOSE, AN' IF DAT DON'T WORK WE JUST MATCH DERE AMOUNT OF DAKKA WIT SOME PRETTY KILLY SHOOTAS. UNLESS DEY SEND DA RED COMMIT THO... GOOD FING DEY GOT RID OF HIM!</span>
# <strike>You probably don't have a penis. You can piss on Space Marines, only to die a short while later.</strike> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>IZ DAT BAD FING? OOMIEZ SAYZ DAT IT VERY HURTZ WHEN WE 'IT EM IN IT? Wait... Dat what dey call the mushroom'n'spore pods? Poor suckas! Dey have PAIN nerves down dat way? No WONDER dey scream so bad when we kick em there. </span>
# You all piss yourselves at the very mention of the name of a certain [[Farsight|Red Armored Swordsman]]. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> WE'Z JUST BE SO EXCITED CAUSE DAT BLUE-BOY ACTUALLY PUTS UP A FIGHT! </span><s> <span style='color:blue;font-size:100%'> More so than the Orks did against an old Ethereal with a pointed stick! </span> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>*KRUMP* SHUT IT YA GREAT LANKY BLUE GROT </span></s> <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> Dat Red Kommit ain't got nottin' on Yarik, da Kommit just has a good choppy bit! Yarik jus' has ta look at ya funni to zog ya! *Thunk* Da Redd Kommit wuz tearin' boyz wif his stompaz' bare 'ands before 'e found da choppa ya grot! </span>
# One of your gods has the voice of Robin Williams. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> Izzat a bad fing? </span>
# You have to deal with Vance Stubbs fans refusing to admit that they lost Kaurava. The only real defeat is people pretending you never won. <span style='color:green;font-size:115%'> BUT DEN WE GETS TA KRUMP DOSE BUTT'URT GITS AN HAV A REEL GUD FIGHT! WATZ DA PROBLEM WIF DAT? </span>