Editing The End Times (section)

===Glottkin Book 2===
The second End Times book about crunch. It contains:

*Rules for street fighting
*Rules to field a [[Legions of Chaos]] army.
**The [[Glottkin]]:  3 brothers that serve as a single super-character! (Otto, the oldest, scoops up a vampire lord with his scythe, holds him up long enough for middle brother Ethrac to blast him with warpfire, and then hands him to Ghurk, the youngest (not that you'd notice considering he's the fucking mount), who then lobs the vampire out to sea far far away, thus making all nearby undead crumble to dust)
**[[Orghotts Daemonspew]]: A Chaos Lord who was apparently born from sex between a witch and a [[Great Unclean One]] (smut guys get to work here!) who wants to be a real daemon.
**[[Bloab Rotspawned]]: Used to torture all small creepy crawlies until Nurgle got fed up with his shit and shoved a whole swarm of daemonflies down his throat, thus making him into a walking nest of the things.
**[[Morbidex Twiceborn]]: Was out of a frying pan and into a fire, then when he grew up he decided to go ask [[Nurgle]] for help to beat the hell out of [[Tzeentch]]. He got drowned in nurglings and got reborn again as a big fat papa nurgling.
**[[Gutrot Spume]]: Chaos Lord with tentacles sticking out of his left flank (I've seen enough heresy to know where this is going...).  His hobby is fishing for giant sea monsters.
**Putrid Blightkings: All of them warriors gifted by Nurgle to become fat and also kick ass.
**Festus Empowered: Our crazy doctor is back! and this time he is stronger and even more annoying to deal with!
*Karl motherfuckin Franz ascended!: Emperor of Not-Germany gets gifted by the gods to become the most badass man on the planet, this guy can take anything on!