Editing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (section)

====Part 5: Vento Aureo Villains====
=====Boss/Diavolo=====
Diavolo (which is his moniker by Polnareff) is the boss of the Mafia group "Passione", though he never shows his face and operates under the pseudonym "Soliddo Nazo". He also has pink hair and doesn't wear a shirt, but he is anything but fabulous. Diavolo's main quirk is that he is a MAJOR control freak, which mainly manifests as an anonymity complex, a pathological need to erase the evidence of his own existence, and a split personality named Vinegar Doppio who acts as his ''Consigliere'', his second-in-command.

His stand, "'''''King Crimson'''''", is a red and white man with a tiny face on his forehead and has a power that's really difficult to understand. The simplest explanation is, there is a point of time, Point A. In 10 seconds, Diavolo and only Diavolo can move around, but he can't interact with objects unlike The World's timestop. Other people within these 10 seconds are not conscious, but follows what actions they were supposed to do according to fate. 10 seconds later, at time Point B, anybody caught in King Crimson's power would be where they would be in 10 seconds from Point A, but they have no memory of doing that, seeming like time has skipped. Meanwhile, Diavolo had moved during those skipped 10 seconds to a perfect position to impale an enemy with his fist. As Doppio, "King Crimson" has a secondary Stand in its forehead called "'''''Epitaph'''''" which allows him to see 10 seconds into the future. Combining King Crimson with Epitaph's ability to know exactly what will happen in the 10 seconds of skipped time means that Diavolo is effectively untouchable, as he can dodge and counter almost any attack thrown at him. [[Meme|It just works.]]

Between Diavolo being a mysterious figure (unintentionally making him a dull character thanks to how little we know about him), and his confusing powers, he's regarded as the weakest of the major villains.

=====Passione=====

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<h5><span style='color:orange;font-size:115%'>Passione as a whole</span></h5>
The biggest mafia outfit of Italy, Passione has its hand in every criminal pie, ranging from illegal taxis to hired murder and, of course, drug trafficking. In true ''Jojo'' fashion, each and every single member that isn't a generic mobster is flamboyant as fuck to the point one wonders why the Italian cops don't just arrest every fabulous person they come across just to be sure. Probably has to do with all high-ranking or elite members of Passione being Stand users.

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*'''Leaky-Eye Luca''': An "officer" of Passione in charge of collecting their share of the profit illegal taxis make around Naples. His nickname comes from him surviving being stabbed in the eye, at the cost of said eye permanently crying. Luca is an asshole who fakes pitying drivers who can't or don't want to pony up before beating them to death with his shovel [[Dark Eldar|and selling drugs to kids on the side]]. Giorno fucks him up with his own shovel when he refuses to pay his share, setting up the events of Part 5.

*'''Polpo''': An ABSOLUTE UNIT in both girth and height. This ginormous specimen of a dude lives a cozy life in a decked out prison cell including a gun safe and a pantry, he's also a <s>religious</s>{{BLAM|HERETICAL}} man in his own twisted way, [[Inquisition|claiming that God forgives even murder if it's for a right cause]]. Polpo is Passione's recruiter, tasking applicants to prove their craftiness by giving them a lighter they must keep alight for 24 hours. If the lighter goes off (and since the test is designed to be failed, it will), lighting it up again triggers Polpo's Stand, '''Black Sabbath''', an automatic Stand who attacks the lighter's holder with a Stand arrow; survivors get inducted into Passione. Infuriated by Black Sabbath killing a bystander who turned on the lighter after it got snuffed, Giorno, with the help of Koichi, destroys Black Sabbath and tricks Polpo into [[Awesome|shooting himself in the head with a revolver Gold Experience turned into a banana.]]

*'''Mario Zucchero''': A low-ranking member of Passione who, with his buddy Sale, try to eliminate the Bucciarati gang to steal Polpo's fortune, hidden by Bruno Bucciarati on Capri Island. Despite being weak by Part 5 standards, his hit-and-run style of combat manages to pick off almost all the gang before Bucciarati and Abacchio manage to get him. His Stand, '''Soft Machine''', allow him to stab people and things and make them deflate like balloons. Notable for his attack plan, involving [[What|deflating and hiding a copy of the boat the Bucciarati gang rides inside said boat to give himself plenty of ambush points]].

*'''Sale''': A low-ranking member of Passione who, with his buddy Zucchero, try to eliminate the Bucciarati gang to steal Polpo's fortune, hidden by Bruno Bucciarati on Capri Island. Sale is much more of a direct fighter than his pal, thanks to his Stand '''Kraftwerk''', who can remove or add kinetic energy from items, allowing him to do things like stopping and sending back bullets to an attacker. While insanely overpowered against his opponent Mista; who uses a gun; his cockiness and ignorance about how Sex Pistols work ends up doing him in, when his own power was turned against him by the Pistols and left him lobotomized. Despite bleeding a literal lake of blood on that truck's roof, If ''Purple Haze Feedback'' is canon, he somehow survived the bullet in his brain. Only to die to one of the new bad guys who tears his heart out.
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<h5><span style='color:orange;font-size:115%'>La Squadra Esecuzioni</span></h5>
The "Execution Team" of Passione, regrouping their hitmen. Upon seeing their colleagues leading drug trafficking and illegal gambling had more territory and money than them, they started complaining and threatened to start digging into Diavolo's past. In retaliation, Diavolo  [[Grimdark|cut one of them into pieces while still alive, cast the parts into resin to form a puzzle and mailed it to them]] as a warning. This proved to be the last straw and they defected, hunting down Trish as payback.

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*'''Sorbet and Gelato''': The two members of La Squadra who tried to find dirt on Diavolo and paid the ultimate price when their boss found out about it. Sorbet was the guy turned into a human puzzle mentioned above while Gelato, his (really for once in ''JoJo'') gay lover was forced to watch, [[Grimdark|killing himself rather than watching the full ordeal]]. Notable for being bland as fuck-looking compared to everybody who isn't a background character in Part 5.

*'''Formaggio''': [[Dark_Eldar|The sadist of the bunch]] and the first one the Bucciarati gang faces. His Stand, '''Little Feet''', causes objects and living beings to shrink once he touches them, stopping only when he decides it or instantly reversing the shrinking; a flashback has him kill a politician by shrinking a car to microscopic size, drop it in a glass of wine, then growing it back once his target swallowed it. He loses to Narancia, ironically the smallest of the group.

*'''Illuso''': The arrogant of the bunch. His Stand, '''Man in the Mirror''' allows him to drag people into a "mirror world" where everything is reversed and invisible to anybody Illuso didn't drag with him, in addition to having his Stand being virtually indestructible if enemy Stands don't enter the mirror world with their user. Purple Haze, with some help from Abacchio and Giorno, [[Exterminatus|melts his face off.]]

*'''Prosciutto''': The cool dude of the bunch. Acting as a big brother and mentor of sorts for his partner Pesci, he's also a ruthless guy who doesn't take chances. '''The Grateful Dead''', his Stand, induces extra-rapid physical and mental aging on people it touches unless it's cold enough, causing Prosciutto and Pesci to hoard ice cubes to not die. Badass to the end, he manages to survive being thrown under a train long enough to try to kill Giorno and team one last time and imparting some last-minute wisdom to Pesci.

*'''Pesci''': The pussy of the bunch. Pesci is a whiner who can't do anything without angsting or asking Prosciutto for validation, to the point he's called a "momma's boy" even by bystanders. However, like every pussy, Pesci has a breaking point that causes him to go postal once reached, using his Stand '''Beach Boy''', a fishing rod able to snare people through walls and reflect damage to whoever tries to cut the line, with great skill. Ironically the more dangerous of the duo he formed with his brother, as Beach Boy's hook can cut almost anything and even snag its hook into someone's heart. Bucciarati nearly gets killed by him once he pushes him far enough, but manages to exploit his blind rage to finish him off, lamenting how wasteful Pesci's defeat due to misusing his newfound spirit was.

*'''Melone''': The sex pest and womanizer of the bunch, and no they're not one and the same. He is always on the hunt to find an ideal "mother" figure so he can harvest some genetic data for his Stand, '''Baby Face'''. Once he has the data, his Stand is created and becomes an automatic Stand that, while capable of absorbing any form of matter, requires a time to develop. As this is an automatic Stand, once it reaches a certain point, it goes mad and control is lost. Once Baby Face was dealt with, he was pretty much helpless when Giorno tracked him down.

*'''Ghiaccio''': [[Angry_Marines|The fuck-ass mad one of the bunch]], with grammar being his main trigger, stopping in the middle of a battle to rant about mispronunciations of Italian words in other languages. He is also very dangerous as his Stand '''White Album''' not only allows him to freeze anything around him, but it also forms a suit of impenetrable ice armor with skates. It gets worse when he manages to reach absolute zero, when he can stop bullets in midair and then throw them back. In fact, the only weakness of this stand is a singular airhole in the back of the suit's neck, a weakness that could only have been exploited by Giorno and Mista.

*'''Risotto Nero''': The boss of La Squadra and [[Ravenloft|so goth he shits Hot Topic shirts]], though he doesn't involve himself with matters until Sardinia and never even faced Buccierati's gang. By that point, he tries to murder Doppio in order to flush out the boss with his Stand '''Metallica''', tiny metallic ghost-looking orbs that can manipulate iron into any shape, including the iron in blood. What he didn't account for was that Doppio would be so persistent in escaping or that he was actually able to use some of King Crimson's power. It took a hell of a fight, but he was eventually done in by an unsuspecting Narancia; who thinking that he found an assassin out in the open instead of in a fight; ambushed him.

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<h5><span style='color:orange;font-size:115%'>Unità Speciale</span></h5>
The "Special Unit" of Passione, acting as Diavolo's elite guard. While powerful in their own right, they also are completely nuts. Diavolo siccs them on Giorno and team once they betray Passione.

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*'''Tiziano''': One of the two Stand users awaiting the gang in Venice and a creepy fuck matched only by his butt-buddy Squalo. His Stand, '''Talking Head''', is a parasite that affixes itself to the tongue of a person and forces them to only tell lies, no matter how blatant, confusing everybody while Squalo moves in for the kill. [[Dawww|Took a bullet for Squalo both out of love and to give him an opportunity to off Narancia]].
*'''Squalo''': One of the two Stand users awaiting the gang in Venice and a creepy fuck matched only by his butt-buddy Tiziano. Squalo's Stand is '''Clash''', a robotic shark that can appear in any body of liquid, including drinking glasses and puddles. Notable for being the second guy to almost off one of the Jobros (Narancia) after Pesci, and like Pesci, losing because he got overconfident; in his case, gloating while his target could still fight back.
*'''Carne''': Like Pesci above, Carne is fucking weird-looking and way more dangerous than he looks. His introduction has him menacingly stroll towards the group and [[Fail|getting shot in the face by Mista]] as they're about to travel by plane. [[Just as planned]] since Carne's Stand, '''Notorious B.I.G''', can only trigger when it's user dies (How anyone ever found out this was his ability is unknown, it probably did something else too... maybe). Notorious B.I.G is an immortal fleshy blob that feeds on kinetic energy, growing bigger and hungrier the more people or things move in addition to being completely invincible and unkillable. Trish saved the day at the last second, dropping Notorious B.I.G in the ocean where it endlessly chases the currents.
*'''Cioccolata''': The absolute king of [[Dark_Eldar|sick fucks]] in the whole series, hated even by Diavolo. Before joining Passione, Cioccolata was a doctor who intentionally fucked up anesthesia so his patients would wake up in the middle of operations, and before that he worked at a nursing home where he emotionally abused old people till they killed themselves. '''Green Day''', his Stand, diffuses spores that start growing rapidly once their carriers move down in altitude even by a few inches, devouring them in seconds while the sick fuck records it. Once Giorno got to him, he [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSHcFlNOElE| got MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA'd for 7 pages/30 seconds before being catapulted into a garbage truck].
*'''Secco''': Cioccolata's human dog/sex slave/gimp/whatever the fuck. Secco does whatever his "master" tells him to in exchange for headpats and sugar cubes, including fighting Stand users with his own, '''Oasis'''. Oasis looks like a DIY gimp suit that allows Secco to turn solid ground into mud, allowing him to swim through it or fling it at his enemies. Bucciaratti manages to kill him by turning his ground-liquifying powers against him, blowing out a tire underground and Secco's ears with it.


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