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==Alien Resurrection== The premise of this one involves some brain donors deciding to clone Ellen Ripley and also happen to get a xenomorph embryo inside it as well, meaning that it will attain some xeno properties. The scientists, seemingly having no records of the sorts of terrible things the xenomorphs can do, decide to just extract the larva from the clone and then raise it for more science. Around the same time a group of mercenaries come in with a batch of humans in cryostasis all prepared to become xeno-food (and becoming very suspicious once they see the Ripley clone), the xenos decide to stage their breakout and it becomes a race to stop them from freeing the queen. This is the film that basically killed the Alien franchise. Giger flat out calls the Aliens in the film "shit". No really. Ripley also isn't Ripley anymore, acting like some kinda weird edgy action hero. It's also written by the very controversial Joss Whedon, the same guy people blame for ruining Justice League. Which is fair when you watch this film and see him write in a part where a character looks at their own brains before they die. Something that will irk the propfags is that none of the guns made for the film actually could shoot, a stark contrast to Cameron's work in Aliens. This film contributes little, if anything to understanding the xenomorph biology beyond the fact they are smart, which we already could imply from the other three fucking films. It was all in all just a cash grab to suck the franchise dry.
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