Editing Commissar Fuklaw (section)

==NOTE==
*Commissar Fuklaw is uncircumcised. Also of Note is that Commissar Fuklaw <s> Lost his Penis fighting a [[Khorne Berserkers|Khorne Berserker]]. (more importantly that Berserker was [[Kharn]], a pretty cool guy)</s> does not need a penis, because he has a badass fucking chainsword, so screw your inferior normal person genitals. Sex is but a distraction anyways.
**Fuklaw's penis is now one of the relics of Khorne (and one of the relics/favourite sex toys of Slaanesh whenever he/she/it/they can get their hands/orifices on it) as Fuklaw's penis is able to penetrate anything in the galaxy as "MY DICK'S AN AP1 WEAPON BITCH!!!".
*Fuklaw throws the best Halloween parties.
*Fuklaw is a fan of Nosferatu.
**Although vampires tell their children scary stories about Commissar Fuklaw hiding under their bed/coffin (this is sometimes even true, such vampires/necrons are never seen again).
*Fuklaw prefers Szechuan and Indian cuisine.
*Fuklaw was purportedly a friend of [[Colonel Greiss]]. This appears to have carried on with his successor; Fuklaw and [[Colonel "Iron Hand" Straken]] are rumored go out drinking at a local Imperial Guard pub whenever they're in the same sector to exchange war stories and news. Fuklaw is even considering inviting Straken to join him, Creed, Yarrick and Sly Marbo for their weekly poker game, an invitation Straken has so far refused from Creed and Yarrick as he says that he will only accept an invitation from Sly Marbo.
*Commissar Fuklaw was made by a drawfag called Gannadene (or Plague of gripes).
* Besides the staring competition Fuklaw won against Sly Marbo he has also beaten him in several games of "destroy a moon by just glaring at it" (Marbo took 1.423 seconds while Fuklaw only took 1.152 seconds) and numerous drinking competitions, although Marbo insists that Fuklaw cheated as his digestive system is actually a miniaturised combustion engine.
* Few Guard regiments actually met the standards placed by Fuklaw when he was assigned to them. Though, these were only first impressions. Within mere DAYS of him joining said regiments, they would later become some of the finest soldiers that ever served the Imperium of Man, even if most only retained one third of their original numbers.
* He supposedly died in 7th edition, but returned when 8th came out. Apparently some mistakes were made, and several medical officials were given a stern reminder about accurate assessments of Imperial commanders (especially from those strangling your senior because of YOUR mistake, mind you). He's now helping the displaced Cadians recover lost numbers and helping the Angry Marines hunt down select champions from Abbadon's assault in the Elysium Fields. Oh yeah, and sorting out those recovering from Cadia's fall with a laspistol.