Editing Commissar Yarrick (section)

==Death(?)==
[[File:That sad scene from vikings. but with Ghazghkull.jpg|thumb|Ghazghkull is sad now. Are you happy GW?]]

<span style='color:green;font-size:100%'> '''Youz wer gud boy, real gud. Maybe eev'n da best...'''

<span style='color:green;font-size:120%'>'E WOZ DA ORKIEST AN' FIGHTIEST 'UMIE IN DA GALAXIE!

GW, keeping to its tradition of fucking over the Guard, has killed Yarrick off in the new codex. And not even in a cool way, like having him die to Ghaz or [[A Song of Ice and Fire|dying in bed with a belly full of wine and an Ork's mouth around his cock]], but gets unceremoniously killed off with a single lore excerpt from the newest codex. <s>Expect the actual story to be sold in some overpriced Warzone book.</s>

And now GW has addressed the rumours regarding Yarrick in typical GW fashion by saying everything else but the actual answer. “Well, The Imperium Lies ([[Ciaphas Cain|and also keeps listing people as KIA]]). In the meantime, why don’t you play [[fail|Karen Creed]] instead?” It seems that for now, Yarrick is officially "dead" until GW's Greed prompts them to release a new model (though unlikely since as of January 10th 2023 they announced his 2 old models would be turned made-to-order, satiating [[Games Workshop | the beast]] for now), hopefully with new Armageddon guardsmen, too.

At least he lived long enough to be [https://youtu.be/gJqCnFS66co Animated.]

Rumour says he actually got killed by [[Angron]] him-fucking-self and his death is going to be setup for Ghazzy to give a legendary whooping to the returning Daemon Primarch for stealing his kill. <s>''IF'' he even did it, I mean why wouldn't Angron have taken an imperial hero's skull...?</s> Ghaz needs a new plaything regardless, may as well see if a good [[WAAAGH|spanking]] can [[Anal_circumference|make those ass cheeks any redder]].