Editing Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings (section)

===The Dragons and the Dweghoms===

As the Dragons tried to become more natural they came across some problems. Biggest problem was that any offspring they had a 100% autism rate. Second biggest problem was that they never died. So those that became fleshy first formed a Boomer ruling class and those below never moved up the social ladder were forced to hear Boomer humour for eternity. 

With their society stagnant with a 0% mortality and birthrate, as well as effectively blocked from political life, the zoomer Dragons became more materialistic with their Nintendos and Fidget Spinners but they saw an opportunity in the war against the recently arrived Exiles. In the peace treaty they added a demand that the Exiles teach them how to bio-engineer life. From that spawned the first of the Dwarves, a slave caste, made to serve the Dragons and empty their piss jars.

The Dwarves were hardy little dudes but the Dragons were getting sick of teaching any newly created Dwarves how to do their jobs all the time. So the Dragons asked the Exile biomancers to give them memory, which had its own set of problems. As the Dwarves were becoming a little more self-aware of their horrible lot in life a few would occasionally attempt to revolt, only to find that they physically could not, possibly due to their bio-chemical makeup. Those that tried were sent to the deepest parts of the mines to work. This turned out to be a MONUMENTAL mistake, as the rebellious dwarves dug closer and closer to the sleeping form of Destruction. Turns out mixing underlying rebellion with Destructive tendencies is a bad idea. To make it even worse for the Dragons, the dwarves came across the Horseman of War, caged in a prison by the Dragon's making. Inbued with fuck-ass-mad determination, fire powers and crazy endurance, the dwarves who took the path of War would become the Dweghom. They broke the cage, causing all the older Dragons to stroke out, and started their revolution, simply called the 'First War'. The First War was huge and highly destructive. 99.999% of the Dragons were wiped out and any Dwarves that remained were also cleansed with such vigour that it would make several African nations blush. After the war the Dweghom would attempt to write the history of the First War, only to immediately fall into infighting over what exactly happened. 

Right now the Dweghom (don't call them Dwarves. It's their N-word) society is completely based on war. Even the way they measure time is based on the military's standard of a 'watch' with the 'first watch' beginning with the First War. Anything NOT war is considered frivolous and asking them to do any sort of labour is akin to spitting on their beard (although there are exceptions. Someone has to make weapons). Right now the Dweghom are a very powerful but very fractured force that doesn't take much to piss off. With the Hundred Kingdoms and Spires starting to take shots at each other, the local Holds are looking to expand and settle old scores.