Editing Crusader Kings (section)

==Some Silly Things==
With all of the expansions, the devs have added quite a bit of hilarious little content to the game. Some of these are:

*Playing chess with Death himself for your life.
*Joining a few peasant children to play a tabletop game of figures arrayed against each other, all attacks and armor saves determined with ballistic/assault phases. Now where did we hear that before?
*Inventing flight but wrecking the wingsuit as the baker's son is too fat to maintain lift.
*Being able to break the map up so there are no kings or emperors and half the map is filled with anthropomorphic cats, dogs and dragons.
*Hearing heavy metal covers of Christmas songs during December IRL.
*When sieging Tuscany, Italy, you may be counterattacked by "Tuscan Raiders."
*Literal [[Cthulhu]] worship if you are a lunatic pagan.
*Eating an immortal courtier and gaining its powers.
*Blaming the baker's wife and imprisoning her for 20 years to make sure you are slick.
*Sinking so deep into madness that you can declare turnips to be currency, or reach the zenith of madness and make a horrible decision; declaration of Universal Rights of Humanity, ensuring no one in your territories will be discriminated on race, skin, religion or gender, torture is illegal, and the height of civil rights will be reached. [[Noblebright|Can you imagine? In 1200?]]
*Making a horse a member of your council ''and being able to marry her''. He in turn, can [[Heresy|spawn horse children from human wives]] who will spread across the world and make the whole world a Game of Thrones...of horses.
*All Greek nobles eat up CPU in philosophizing about castrating EVERY OTHER NON-GREEK. Yes. Google it.

All in all, these little things will pale in comparison to the insanity your personal game will have (such as your spymaster putting a hit out on himself to prevent him from finding out about a hit he put out on himself), but they are always fun to see and reinforce that this is just a game.