Editing Doomrider (section)

== "Death" ==
Doomrider's luck would not last forever though: one day [[Doombreed]], greatest of all of [[Khorne|Khorne's]] servants found Doomrider while he was busy wrecking the shit of Fulgrim's Daemon world with [[Angron]], An'ggrath, Kharn, and the other World Eaters. [[Doombreed]] found Doomrider filling up his Bike with cocaine and took the opportunity to chop Doomrider's head off with his giant flaming axe. Then Doombreed burned Doomrider's essence into ash with his fire breath and threw the ashes into a Black Hole. And that, kiddies, is why Doomrider isn't in the recent Chaos codices.

''The editor was found dead several days later, dildos shoved in both of his eye sockets. The only evidence authorities found were traces of cocaine on the body and motorcycle tracks that lead straight into a wall, up it, and then end without explanation.
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Anyway, the real reason none of us have seen Doomrider for a while is because of his "experiment," which involved him taking EVERY SINGLE DRUG known to sentient creatures (and quite a few that aren't) in under a minute. It took him three weeks of repeated testing until he got it under a minute, after which he fell off his bike, blacked out and has spent the last few editions comatose.

''This editor was also found dead several days later with dildos shoved into his ears. The only evidence authorities found was traces of cocaine and some heroin needles on his body and motorcycle tracks that lead straight into the wall, up it, and on to the ceiling before disappearing without any explanation. The only suspect is a spider bike.''

Anyway, Doomrider is busy in another galaxy trying to find stronger drugs, because he got bored with this galaxy's drugs and he is searching for a new high.

DOOMRIDER has too much awesome to be contained/restricted to a single 40k match. He might show up in apoc, but only if the table is covered in COCAINE! FUCK YEAH!

Disregard all the above cocaine-addled shit. Kor'Sarro Khan cut his head off.

he became more drug than man and was busy having spasms for several editions

''This editor was found much like the other two prior editors, having been found with more dildos in his mouth then anatomically possible. Investigators at the scene only found large quantities of cocaine, fentanyl, and an sparkly pink dust that authorities have been unable to identify at this time. The bike tracks found on the walls and ceiling were dismissed by officials as a bizarre form of interior decorating.''