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== Example == For your sake, we shall provide an example of a session I played with 3 friends. (Internal voices names are italicized) Narrator (John out of character): You wake up in the middle of a hardware store, wearing the stores' employee uniform. What do you do? John: Man, I can't believe I actually got this job. I'm so glad that medication the doctor prescribed me is working so well! I'm sure missing one dose won't have any horrible implications. [Players Bid for control, James wins with 7] ''James'' (Slightly raspy voice): Hey there John... John: Wha? Who's there? ''James'': You shouldn't talk to yourself John, People will think you're CRAZY. John: Oh god... Please, no... Not again... ''James'': It's okay John, call me James, I just need you to do something for me... Narrator: John's old friend, Billy walks into the relatively empty hardware store. Billy: Hey John! You doing OK buddy? You look a little pale? ''James'': John! Look at that lonely nailgun sitting all alone on the ground over there, you should pick that up... John: Okay, Makes sense... '''John Picks up the nail gun''' ''James'': Now walk over to Billy like normal, John. '''John does this, Billy looks slightly nervous as he does''' ''James'': Now john, STICK IT IN HIS GUT AND PULL THE TRIGGER. [Specialized skill check, James rolls a 4, Success!] Billy: What are you... AARGH! '''John pulls the trigger repeatedly, until Billy drops to the ground, dead.''' [Bid for control, Hamza wins with 6] ''Hamza'' (British accent): John! What have you done!?! John: I don't know, James sounded so convincing... Please help me... ''Hamza'': It's OK John, my name's Hamza, I know what to do. John: Oh thank you... Thank you... ''Hamza'': Now, go get a propane tank, we're gonna have a barbecue, like when you were a boy... John: Okay. '''John quickly finds a propane tank''' ''Hamza'': Now go across the street to Starbucks. John: Why? there's nothing there, but I'll go, I don't want to see Billy anymore... '''John leaves after dropping the nail gun, his clothes drenched in blood''' '''John makes it into Starbucks, receives some puzzled looks''' ''Hamza'': You need to get washed up, John. Go to the bathroom. '''John gets in and turns on the sink''' ''Hamza'': I just realized, we don't know if the tank is empty. You should open the valve way up so we can tell! '''John begins turning the nozzle''' ''Hamza'': This is too slow! Bust it over the sink! [Specialized Skill check, Hamza Rolls a 4, Success!] '''Propane gas now floods the small bathroom''' John: Oh god! I'm getting dizzy... ''Hamza'': Now bust a light bulb to get something to plug the hole. [Skill check, Hamza rolls a 2, Failed!] John: I can't do it, it would hurt so much! [Bid for control, Matt wins with 5] ''Matt'': Get out of that gas John, you will get sick! '''John does this, and runs outside the store, only to hear a woman scream''' Woman: OH MY GOD HE IS DEAD! CALL THE POLICE! John: Oh god, they found Billy! What do I do?!? ''Matt'': Run, John! To the school! They will never find you there! [Specialized Skill check, Matt rolls a 2, Failed!] John: It's too far, I'll never make it... [Bid for control, James wins with 5] ''James'': You need to defend yourself, John! Run to Sports Authority! '''John does this, looking rather crazy covered in blood, crying, still off balance from the gas''' '''John heads to the back with the guns''' ''James'': Buy a shotgun and ammunition. [Specialized skill check, James rolls a 3, Success!] ''James'': Don't you feel safe now? John: Well, Yeah. ''James'': You should sneak out back and head to the bookstore. Nobody has guns there, those people need to feel safe too! John: Yeah! I'll be a hero! '''John gets to the bookstore, everyone freaks out and drops to the ground''' John: No! It's OK! [Narrator rolls a die, it comes up a 5] '''A loud explosion comes from the Coffee shop down the road!''' ''James'': That man on the left looks like a cop, KILL HIM! John: WHAT? ''James'': IT'S HIM OR YOU! [Specialized skill check, James rolls a 5, success!] '''The man's head EXPLODES, sending chunks in all directions.''' [Bid for control, Hamza wins with 6} ''Hamza'': JOHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!? John: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! ''Hamza'': Go back to sports authority! Maybe you can sell the gun back so they don't find it! John: Okay, okay, just leave me alone... '''John gets in the door to Sports Authority''' ''Hamza'': Wait, go to the camping section, you may need to hide out for a while! John: Okay, makes sense. ''Hamza'': See that line of propane tanks? John: Yeah... Why? ''Hamza'': Check if they are full, tap it with your gun... '''John does so, a deep twang sounds out''' ''Hamza'': Did you hear that? It's a little girl trapped inside one of them! John: WHAT?!?!?!? ''Hamza'': Open all the valves to see if you can hear her! Hurry, John! You will be a hero! [Specialized skill check, Hamza Rolls a 4, Success!] '''John opens all of the valves, the gas quickly flows out, filling the air around him''' ''Hamza'': Can't you hear her? She's lost in the smoke! Fire your gun to lead her to you! [Skill check, Hamza spent 3 Willpower, Hamza rolled a 6, Success!] '''A huge explosion rolls through the store, destroying it and killing John in the process. GAME OVER''' James: Obsession: Shooting people, LVL 2 Times completed: 2 β 4 Points Hamza: Obsession: Explosives, LVL 3 Times completed: 2 β 6 Points Hamza wins!
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