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===Super Mutants===

[[Orks|7-foot tall sterile humanoids immune to aging, radiation and disease and built entirely of muscle that go to battle armed with the]] [[Choppa|biggest, heaviest choppers]] [[Dakka|or the shootiest, heaviest guns]] (and the [[Kommando|sneaky ones are Purple]]). [[Greenskin|Most of them are also Green]], except those in Washington D.C. because [[Derp|Reasons]]. They are stereotyped as big dumb cannibals, and you'd be right for the most part, [[This Guy|except for the ones that aren't]] and those from the "First Generation" of Super Mutants created by the [[God-Emperor of Man|Master]] (super mutated Psyker) himself. Each game has their own version of Super Mutants created by whatever mad scientist/evil organization/whatever-macguffin is present at the time, but they are all created due to experimentation with the FEV (Forced Evolutionary Virus) that was supposed to turn humans into [[Adeptus Custodes|what peak performance looks like]], but ended up creating the pseudo-orcs we know today. 
<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'><s>THAT'S CUZ GREEN IS DA BEST!</s></span> <span style='color:darkgreen;font-size:116%'>NOW ''<sup>*wheeze*</sup>'' IS THE TIME OF THE SUPER MUTANT</span>

All that being said, you really do feel for the super mutants. All Super Mutants are the unwilling result of humans being mutated, with pure Vault dwellers and other [[Primaris Marine|untouched-by-mutation virgins]] producing the [[Fabius_Bile#The_Great_Work|best and most successful results]]. We know that it's a painful process, some kind of memory loss is a given and it's a rarity for the succeeding generations to have some sense of connection to their former life, so those that do and actually want to do good are such a rarity that [[grimdark|you can call it a margin of error]]. In the West Coast, all of them are either survivors of the Master's Army (intelligent) or second generations caused by haphazard conversions of wastelanders (dumb). The [[Boyz|Dumb-Dumbs]] follow the [[Nob|smart ones]], for better ([[Vulkan|Marcus is pretty much the coolest guy you'll ever meet]]) or worse (everyone else). 

The sneaky ones are the most dangerous, because they're all first generation and also suffering from [[Srs|intense and serious mental illness]] due to the stealth-radiation frying their brains and worsening the dementia they have from being so old, which is how you get [[Awesome|Grannies chopping down Deathclaws with helicopter blades while being egged on by her personal demon]] but also split personality Mr. Slave/[[murderhobo]].

As of Fallout 4, [[Derp|being a Super Mutant is a reversible condition]], because apparently it's easier to cure than a common cold.