Editing Field Kit Inspection (section)

===KIA===
All regiments have their losses whether at the hands of the enemy or as a result of in field summary execution. Here is a list of those lost during the missions. Lost, but not forgotten.

*'''Imperial Knight Godfrey Maxon''' Inexplicably appeared on a paradise world thinking it was an active war zone and joined the Unknown Regiment. Died to chaos AA guns while trying to drop onto a Mechanicus planet. His Knight was then dragged through several miles of forest before being abducted by the Mechanicus along with the rest of the regiment.

*'''Corporal Hamounds''' Literally the swarmlord. Seems to have inexplicably appeared aboard the space hulk and donned the worst disguise ever, yet it was good enough for the Commissar to not bat an eye. Goes through about 5 different names per kit inspection and causes huge catastrophes every time he is involved in anything, even if it's fucking karaoke. Died multiple times but regenerated himself instantly for no reason. Promoted by the Commissar for reasons that cannot be explained. After an intense battle with one of the regiment's Tech-priests. He was vented out of the ship, and into the Warp, where he was consumed by Daemons.

*'''Private Notas Pawn''' A thing that shall not be named pretending to be a guardsman and can communicate only by SCREEECHing, was killed by praetorian guards because tech priest failed to hack the cameras.

*'''Bone 'ead Rogg''' The greatest and bravest ogryn to ever live (or so he thinks). Previously a regular run of the mill ogryn, this ogryn generated insane conspiracy theroies about messages hidden in a word search after tasked to solve it by the commissar. This drove the weak-minded being almost insane and convinced him that ratlings had taken over the imperium of man and the only way to stop them was to kill a ratling by the name of gland. Talked in an incredibly thick slurring of words that made it almost impossible to dechiper what he had said. This instance of rogg was soon lost after taking a sniper wound to the head from a ratling sniper rifle. After some of the least impressive surgery ever, Rogga woke up and started shit-talking everyone while talking about bullying the poor. Eventually rogga would become a necron and in an alternate universe destroy the entirety of praetoria. In the current timeline he would smash his head into a rock and reawaken rogg who would then get his arms blasted off by a morkanaut. After having one of his legs ripped off accidentally by a Rak'gol pirate he would be exectuted by medicinal incompetence but mostly the hospitaliers bolt pistol.

*'''Techpriest Vaithilingham Vanderdelgus''' Hailing from the pleasure world of Reth, Vanderdelgus managed to combine the laziness of a Rethillian with the borderline heresy of a techpriest into an amalgamation of lethargy and idiocy. He was inducted into the Regiment after falling asleep in the lower levels of the Eagle's Fury, and due to a combination of laser blasts and car crashes, lost enough brain cells to decide to stay. Achievements include shooting himself in the eye the first time he fired a laspistol, crashing a limousine worth more than most men would see in 100 lifetimes within 5 seconds of driving it, and staying as pale as a sheet of paper despite coming from a planet where it's sunny literally all year round. Died when the titan he was piloting (poorly) was destroyed due to being corrupted by Nurgle, whilst listening to Cyndi Lauper and being useless.

*'''Rag'alen the Rusty''' A Rak'Gol pirate who's much less bloodthirsty than his bretheren and may be the only one of his kind capable of speaking low gothic. He uses word's "Arr", "Yarr" and "Harr" in every sentence and has access to a lot of rum and alien drugs he smuggled abroad. He was subsequently killed when a Titan(which he found on an ork ship) blew up near him. The shrapnel from its destoryed body, cutting his head in half

*'''Chief Telepathica Psyker Halls''' A new Psyker into the regiment. Most notably dealt the final blow to an incoming Patriarch using smite on him. Is known for his humbleness and kindness to his peers. He often ponders on his existence and sometimes questions everything he knows but that doesn't stop him from helping his team. Is capable of everything but casting powers reliably and making people happy. Is probably one of the main reasons the entire regiment hasn't died yet. Recently got promoted to Chief Telepathica Psyker, and continues to fight through the hordes of chaos and xenos undesirables alike. His body and soul were consumed by the Perils of the warp.

*'''Corsair Prince Osiros''' A corsair prince that is not technically part of the regiment but nobody cares. Is a complete lightweight when it comes to alcohol and sometimes fails to remember if he is drunk. Is skilled in divination and telepathy. Achievements include breaking all laws in the imperial book of judgement, selling rocks in place of soul stones to the dark eldar and losing a collection of legendary relics to some grots. After a series of retarded events, namely the purchase and subsequent use of a vampire raider transport, the evacuation of said transport as soon as it was hit, flying down towards the ground and exploding an entire building while in freefall with telekinesis, the summoning of an army of giant insects, the making of one of those insects invisible, the making of one of those insects levitate, he was forced to leave the regiment due to breaking any sense of danger the regiment could ever encounter and also being retarded. He then mysteriously disappeared. Never to be seen again.

*'''Ars'andog''' A Stryx merchant who joined the regiment in the name of profit. As any known stryx he can sell anything short of a titan, his most expensive transaction to date was selling an eldar Vampire Raider to Osiros(which he then crashed immediatly), whom he hates because he's an eldar. He also lost an eye in his first engagement. His notable behavior in the battlefield is fleeing wherever things go south and using his pet bug to fight for him when they aren't going south. His biggest achievment of heroism is evacuating 20 civilians and, unwillingly, saving the third company, which he was forced to do because of a very annoying priest, this ended with his shuttle ending up very damaged. But guards come and go, and the risk to join the regiment for profit was a fatal one, as he was devoured by mawloc, but after a little struggle, he decided to deny the beast it's meal by blowing himself up...except he was cloned by his lawyer and now works in a nice office in a pact fleet

*'''Astropath Grov''' Resident Astropath and an odd addition to the regiment. Tends to hide rather than fight, and is reluctant to do his actual job. Has an odd habit of complimenting people for their attire or hairstyle (most often with heavy dose of sarcasm mixed in) despite being blind. Good at dodging certain death. Thus far his greatest achievement was surviving a tankard of Gorsk White Gyn. In his last days, showed odd, pseudo-Heretical behavior. His true loyalties, motives and allegiances were lost with his death during the exterminatus of Dracolese. All that remained to prove he had once been in the regiment, was a lone package of Nutri-Slurry with his name taped on it.

*'''Commissar Arthur Knochenmus''' The new Commissar in town. Knochenmus was assigned to the regiment shortly after its creation, and mere hours after its commanding Officer Colonel Erigs died in an unfortunate suicidal accident. He is considered (mostly by himself) to be a tactical genius of incredible proportions, and sees loyalty and purity in even the most heretical of men. Often leading to confusion from the actual loyalists in the regiment. Was killed during the evacuation of Televus IV

*'''Belasya''' An eldar corsairess who lost bet to Osiros and was forced to join the regiment for three months as a result. Quite a bit of her was replaced with prosthetics after the battle with terminators and <strike>she is also a sororitas cheerleader sent to the regiment to raise morale</strike> she also pretends to be a cheerleader to get Michael off her back. Now she left the regiment after three months and kicked Osiros in his family jewels. After that Osiras tried(and failed) to use his <strike>bullshit</strike> warp powers to have revenge, he mostly failed. It ended up with him covering both of them in compost.

*'''Sergeant Wolfe''' Having not risen to prominence until recently, Wolfe began seemingly only existing as a mere Conscript, however, despite the low life expectancy of his rank, rose above to Sergeant due to acts of Valor, potential for command, and risking his life for his fellow Guardsmen. Close friends with Sergeant van Kleez, he seems to be the only one to treat him decently.  Oddly, he never seems to speak unless it is important. When he does, however, people tend to <strike>sometimes</strike> listen. Ended up committing suicide. Likely due to an undiagnosed mental illness.

*'''<strike>Lieutenant</strike> <strike>Captain</strike> <strike>Major</strike> Lieutenant Colonel Mattias Wyvern''' Formerly the commander of the Unknown Regiment. Matthias originally started as the CO of second platoon, for the regiment's fourth infantry company, before gradually making his way up to Lieutenant Colonel. A proud Praetorian, and a cheerful man by nature. Matthias has been with the regiment since day one, when he was accidentally (much to his dismay), shipped to the regiment, with no way of returning to his own regiment, and an outright refusal of any request to send him back. After a series of rather strange events and occurrences that not even an Inquisitor could pry from him, both Matthias and Rias Greymane, began dating, before eventually getting married during the regiment's stay on Praetoria. Recent events have seen him be awarded with the honour of the Macharian Cross, for his recent uses of the Tactica Imperialius.He also recently got kids with Rias...somehow. After some time in the regiment, he decided that raising them near overly zealous priests, drug addicts, pianist crimes against nature and such, was not a good idea, so he bought his way out of the regiment(somehow) and is now living with his wife and children on Praetoria, in his mansion. Or maybe he just slipped on a banana peel and fell down an elevator shaft. Eh, it’s more likely. So he's now listed as KIA.

*'''<strike>Gunnery Sergeant</strike> Lieutenant Rias 'Scarlet' Greymane Wyvern''' Supposedly a guardswoman of Cadian descent. Yet no one can seem to find any information on her in the Regiment's archives... Her case isn't helped by the fact that she often keeps her face and long hair hidden behind a Krieg style skull gasmask and helmet.  She was promoted to the Regiment's Quartermaster by the Commissar, after the last one died from a heart attack due to paperwork related stress issues. She was gifted a Necron Gauss rifle disguised as a Plasma gun by the Magos and a Ultramarine powerfist by a lucky trooper. She has recently started wearing a silver ring, in addition to her usual kit. She and Matthias Wyvern were recently united in the holy bonds on matrimony. Turns out to be a Daemonette but would likely be better suited being a Daemon of Khorne. She got pregnant somehow. She left regiment with Matthias to raise their kids properly on Praetoria