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=== Great Gargant === [[File:Great_Gargant.PNG|300px|right|thumb|A (90's-era Armorcast) Great Gargant. For when you need to pile up the phallic imagery with a [[Slaanesh|boob plate and go full futa]].]] A massive Ork War Engine, a Great Gargant is comparable to the Warlord Class Titans of the Imperium. These are essentially a Gargant on steroids, and are often powerful enough to hold its own against other races' Titans without the need to gang up on them like their smaller kin. These juggernauts are expensive enough to make even the richest Warboss file for bankruptcy. Due to this, they are somewhat rare; the amount of bullying and vying for resources required to get them built ensures that only the most ambitious Ork Warbosses can raise their massive bipedal forms. The majority of Great Gargants are often accompanied by other smaller Gargants or Stompas, due entirely to the fact that any Waaagh! large enough to create Great Gargants implicitly having enough materiel to spawn lesser Gargants first (not due to any need to hide behind underlings, of course). Great Gargants are a potent threat to any enemy force. Essentially a mobile mountain made of steel and covered in the biggest, heaviest guns the Orks can come up with, such as: the infamous [[Gaze of Mork]] which is what happens when you give a Gargant a laser beam that looks like Cyclops from X-Men, Weirdboy Towers that allow Warpheads to flood themselves with Waaagh! energy from on high and unleash the wrath of Gork and Mork themselves, and [[Lifta-Droppa]]s or any other Traktor Beam to either pull their targets in to be krumped or lift them into the air and smash them to the ground. It also has a giant <s>Dickgun</s> [[Belly Gun]] or [[Gut Buster Mega-Kannon]] to blow apart infantry hordes. They often ''double'' the amount of '[[Soopagun]]s' found on smaller Gargants, sometimes by a form of crude twin-linking that seems to involve huge amounts of rope, chains and nails. Are you fucked? You're ''fucked''. *'''Height:''' 26m *'''Length:''' 20m *'''Crew:''' 100-150 crew; approx *'''Weight:''' 2.7 kilotonnes; approx
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