Editing Grand Alliance: Order (section)

==Stormcast Eternals==
Games Workshop's new golden boys. [[Space Marines]] weep, for in their heart they know they will never be a Stormcast Eternal. They are lead by the Lord-Celestant, their [[Spiritual Liege]], who takes [[Ghal-Maraz]] out for a spin like he's borrowing the keys to his dad's Ford Fiesta. Notably, he hasn't been named as of yet, so rumour abound as to [[Karl Franz|who]] [[Vlad von Carstein|he]] might be.

'''[[Stormcast Eternals]]''' - It's the Sigmarines! The new poster boys of the setting, and likely the result of several GW board meetings trying to tap into the "male power fantasy" - but then the Sacrosanct Chamber came out with many female 'Casts, so maybe just "power fantasy" - either way, [[Just As Planned|seemed as though it worked]]. They are essentially the Fantasy answer to 40k's Space Marines, being nigh-immortal demigods who are viewed with mixed awe and fear by both allies and enemies. Unlike Space Marines (barring one or two examples), they basically can't die under normal circumstance. Upon death, they are warped back to Sigmar's side, <s>smacked about with a hammer</s> reforged, then sent back. [[Nagash]] doesn't like this, and takes whatever bits of their soul he can grab on their way out, making them come back more and more like [[Thousand Sons|automatons]]. And now that he figured out how to claim whole soul...

'''Extremis Chamber''' - It's the Sigmarines, but to the extreme! Totally radical! No, it's The Stormcast Eternals, but on Dracoths and Stardrakes. This faction was later folded into the Stormcast Eternals book proper after the Battletome update, but in-universe is regarded as a somewhat seperate warrior brotherhood who specializes in communing with the many drakes that live in Azyr.

'''Vanguard Chamber''' - [[Space Marine Scouts|It's the Eternal's scout regiment]]; but they're not the snot-nosed greenhorns of the Eternals. No siree, this is the [[Catachan]] type of scout regiment (so... [[reiver]]s?), the type that rips their enemies open and perferates them with automatic crossbow fire. Particularly know for being the Chamber that Neave Blacktalon comes from, a golden demi-human blender with two axes that'd make an [[Eversor]] blush.

'''Sacrosanct Chamber''' - The Eternals that put on a robe and wizard hat instead of picking up lightning hammers. No scratch that, they do that too, only in badass robes. They were originally a civilian Chamber tasked with overseeing the machinery of the Stormcast Chambers, as well as the reforging process that allows them to return to life. With [[Nagash|skelepope]] rising from his cozy grave alongside about several billion angry, spoopy ghosts, [[Sigmar]] determined that maybe the soul-forgers would be good at putting souls to rest as well.