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==Reasons not to accept the Greater Good== * You will be a walking target for life for [[HERESY]], and hence [[Blam|BLAMMING]], in the Imperium for even thinking about xenos in a positive light. (Just a reminder: mono-dominants within the Inquisition are not afraid to [[Exterminatus|blow up an entire planet just to kill you]]. If not, there will always be [[Space Marine|some]][[Assassin|one]] waiting for you). This only applies if you choose to remain in Imperium territory; the Tau are expanding their territory so I'm sure they have room for at least one more. ** the t'au are being evaluated by the imperium, to determine whether they are truly hostile or just naive idiots. this doesn't change protocol now but might later. * You are probably being compelled by pheromones and mind control to be a "good person", which is to say your [[noblebright]] is the result of [[grimdark]]. * You will be horrified at how barbaric and violent the rest of the galaxy is, so make sure you cover your eyes when you're outside the Empire. * You will be compared to Jehovah's Witnesses because your message is just irritating to anyone who is not already '''ONE OF US…''' * You will be compared to communists by most people despite the fact that the Tau Empire only resembles communisim. which is to say it perfectly mirrors the sociopolitical ideals of the soviet union, and the PRC in the most dubious of ways. * Inter-caste breeding is strictly prohibited in the Tau Empire. Their view on Tau getting it on with non-Tau is even worse. So if you meet a stunning Water Caste babe and you're a member of the Air Caste, or a member of a non-Tau race, you're unfortunately gonna have to go all Romeo and Juliet on that shit. **The problem above is irrelevant but only because if you're Tau, your libido is almost nonexistent, and you don't think of sex as anything more than a method of reproduction. Some, however, may think this is an advantage rather than drawback; Then again, some sources claim Tau like sex as much as humans do but their Caste system and the Ethereal's control restrict it. Which is probably false since breeding a lot is a very big contribution to the Greater Good. Especially when automation and new worlds makes feeding and housing a non-issue...of course [[Slaanesh|the Etherials are the least of your problems]] in this regard. * You have to accept that you won't be in charge of your own destiny. But then, no one really is in the 40k galaxy…:'( * Although it may seem all nice and happy, be careful. Big Brother is always watching you... but Tau Big Brother is more polite and less trigger-happy or invasive than [[Inquisition|Imperium Big Brother]]. Which means the subtle alien and daemonic threats Imperium Big Brother protects you against will get through Tau Big Brother and do horrible, horrible things to you and your soul. * It might be an Eldar conspiracy to convince foolish Mon...Gue'la to die for a mysterious force that isn't Chaos. * Alternatively, it might be a [[Nagi|brainworm]] conspiracy to use a bunch of blue and pink meat puppets to fight their battles for them. *Machine spirits actually do exist in 40k, and not having them in your technology could be a problem when Chaos shows up. * You run a great risked of being OMNOMED by Tyranids, atom raped by Necrons, slaughtered by Orks or all of the above by Dark Eldar.
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