Editing Legion of the Damned (section)

==== Cool Story Bro ====
But [https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1mvg2ir/reminder_the_warp_is_explicitly_stated_to_not/ the Warp doesn't follow logic like that]. This is pretty explicit - the Warp is a place where sometimes 2 + 2 = 5. Narrative causality (legends told of the Angels  of Death become actual spirits embodying astartes, stories told of the Legion of the Damned make it stronger and more frequent) has more evidence than the Warp displaying anything resembling its own laws of physics like currents.



'''<u><big>daily rituals</big></u>'''

'''09:00  - morning??''' the legion of the damned intervene to save a single lamenter from giving up all hope, giving both a hug and a nutritious breakfast before returning to the warp

'''10:00'''  - '''morning firing rites''' - the legion of the damned using time travel shenanigans go forward in time to save some lucky imperial citizen from an even grimmer darker fate

'''11:00 - midday intervention -''' the legion of the damned goes back in time to stop the eldar from changing the future, to save them, by killing them, thereby creating the future the eldar were trying to prevent in the first place

'''12:00 -''' '''golden throne room intervention -''' the legion of the damned show up en mass to stop the tide of demons magnuses fucky wucky caused in the imperial controlled webway, this usually lasts about an hour or so and they've been doing this for 10,000 years, every day

'''13:00 - lunch break -''' the legion of the damned stop for lunch, on the menu today is GHOST peppers. only ghost peppers

'''14:00''' - '''ancient terran holo recordings -''' what passes for time off in the legion of the damned will be spent for the next hour(or 4000 years its not clear how time works with them) watching the ancient terran holo movie ghost rider, of popular listening is the ancient terran bards "distured" wirh their song "vengeful one" finding it oddly relatable also ancient terran minstrels "iron maiden" are also popular, and popular screenings include the ancient terran holo series "bill and ted" 

'''15:00 - mess up the tau -''' legion of the damned seeing the tau building BIGGER battle suits and dominating the shooting phase will go back in time to screw up their technology and balistic skills so they dont conquer the imperium by the year 50,000

'''16:00 - "retcons" -''' the legion of the damned will subtly change things that are "historical facts" such as the emperor dying of old age, leman russ writing the codex astartes, leman russ being able to read at all, abaddon winning the 13th black crusade in m41 003, THAT didnt happen!, grey knights having no psykers, now having every one of them being psykers, so that history goes the way its supposed too