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=====The Chaotic Four===== These four fuckers are all children of traitor primarchs who [[Daemon Prince|turned to Chaos]] giving them a considerably shittier life than most of their cousins. They formed an improbable team after <s>being manipulated by a shard of the [[Emperor]] and [[Cegorach]]</s> meeting by accident. '''Mandisa''' *Result of [[Meme|Magnus doing nothing wrong]] on a planet full of Eldar [[Exodites]]. Yes, [[Magnus the Red]] had [[Extra Heresy|an harem of Eldar Exodites]] and Mandisa was his eldest daughter. Even if this is a Fan-fiction, it's still Warhammer 40k, so the name of the Exodite world was... ''Caldera''. The only reason why Mandisa survived the [[Promethium|the Salamanders' attack]] was because her mother put her into a hidden stasis pod where she remained for 10'000 years. She was discovered by the [[Blood Ravens]] while they were [[Looted|searching for relics]]. After discovering they were all related with the [[Thousand Sons]], the Blood Ravens and [[Gabriel Angelos]] decided to keep Mandi with them. Mandisa, having both Magnus and Eldar's genes, is a [[Psyker|Psychic powerhouse]], with the downside of being but a novice. Her goal is to gain as many shards of his father's soul in order to put him back together and exorcise daemonhood out of him. She has the bad tendency of making [[Not as planned|overly complicated plans that inevitably backfire]], while [[Magnus The Red|not listening to anybody's warnings.]] Like father like daughter indeed. '''Ragio''' *[[Angry Marines|With a name like that, can you guess who his father is?]] Anyway, it turned out that when [[Angron]] was still a gladiator and hadn't nails in his brain yet, he saved a sex slave from his fellow gladiators and inspired her [[Noblebright|to fight for her freedom.]] She will succeed and will steal the identity of [[Apothecary|a healer]] named Faleer, before becoming a healer herself. Years later Faleer would help Angron planning his slave revolt and in that occasion Ragio was conceived. Unfortunately Angron was kidnapped by [[The Emperor]] and Faleer died giving birth to Ragio. Angron though both of them dead so he never came back to pick his son. This point is where [[Ordo Chronos|the two timeline begin to drift apart:]] in the "canon" timeline Ragio was still on [[Nuceria]] during his father and [[Lorgar]]'s visit during the Shadow Crusade, being the only survivor on the planet. He will build a custom [[Power Armor]] from scrap and will go into a [[Awesome|one-man-war against the World Eaters, his father and Khorne himself]], hoping one day to kill them all, basically making him the [[Doom|Doom Slayer]] of this fan-fiction(the bastard was winning a 1v1 against [[Skarbrand]]). '''Rosie''' *Rosalina the Crazed, Daughter of [[Fulgrim]], Favorite of [[Slaanesh]], Physical manifestation of [[PROMOTIONS]] and [[FATAL]]. Once a lovely little girl, Rosie was turned into a completely fucked up daemonhost by her father in a contorted demonstration of love, since she became immortal and immune to suffering, both physical and psychological. She would spent most of her time inside the Realm of Slaanesh, until Ragio will enter it by accident and [[Rip and Tear|started murdering everything inside of it]]. Of course Rosie immediately tried to [[Rape|mate with him]]. Needless to say, Ragio was displeased and he beat her. After that she started to follow him everywhere he go and the only reason why Ragio tolerate her is because she helped him escaping Slaanesh and she is stronger than any [[Emperor's Children]]'s champion, including [[Lucius the Eternal|the sick fuck]]. To this day Rosie is still trying to fuck her cousin. '''Kain''' *Son of [[Lorgar]] and drug abuser of inhuman proportion. The only reason he was born was to be turned into the supreme avatar of Chaos by his father, and for that he went through [[Daemonculaba|the most awful experiences Chaos cultists can think of.]] The experiences includes, but are not limited to being baptized in his mother's blood upon birth, being a [[Dark Apostle]], killing his brother Abel(Lorgar, you nerd) and turning him into a sword(kinda like Drach'nyen) and being hated by reality itself. He managed to escape his horrible situation before being found by Mandisa and the Blood Ravens, but the [[Word Bearers]] still hunt him. He is immortal like Rosie, but in addition he can literally [[Skyrim|glitch Reality by simply existing]], that also why he always keeps himself high, in order to maintain a spark of sanity while being a being of pure Chaos.
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