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===Creation Myth=== <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> Basically, in the early world's life cycle, a being known as '''Aurgelmir''' aka '''Ymir''' was born in the cold and misty region of '''Niflheim'''. He was created from a drop of water that was formed when the ice of Niflheim melt by the heat of '''Muspelheim''', a nearby southern region known for its hot temperature and fire titans. The drop of water that created Ymir was speculated to be a liquid substance known as '''Eitr''', a substance that is known for being the origin of all living things, as well as being venom that could be produced by serpents, even by the likes of Jormungandr the world serpent. At the time, Ymir was so huge he was the entire world. From his armpit, its sweats gave birth to many '''Jotun''' or '''Frost Giants'''. There was also a giant cow, '''Audhumla''', the udder of which Ymir frequented. [[wat|Then that giant cow accidentally created a god by just licking a salty rime-covered rock]], '''Buri''', who then "begat a son" - fuck knows how. This son, '''Bor''', had a wife '''Bestla''' who gave birth to '''Odin''' and his brothers. Odin does not like the Jotun since they come out of Ymir's stinking armpits like rats and they eat a lot, so he and his brothers '''Vili''' and '''Ve''' killed Ymir. [[Khorne|Ymir was so fuckhuge that his blood caused a massive flood that killed most other jotun right there!]]. Odin then used Ymir's body to forge a new world. The death of Ymir also brought forth many life forms without Odin's touch, like the Dwarves, who were basically [[Nurgle|Ymir's corpse maggots]]. Then like the Greek gods, Odin formed a government of deities from each aspect of daily life. And then [[The End Times|Ragnarok]] will come.
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