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==Writefaggotry== WARNING: The following entry is so manly that reading it out loud may cause you to suddenly grow a beard. Girls, do not read this out loud. A fa/tg/uy's explanation of the original Ollanius: ''LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUARDSMAN.'' ''He's spent months fighting a grueling war in which his enemies are demigods allied with daemons, and now he's found himself in the closest thing to Hell he's ever known. He probably wasn't even supposed to get teleported up to the arch-traitor's battle barge in the first place, and just ended up in the wrong place at the worst possible time. ''Somehow he's survived horrors beyond comprehension to make his way to the very bridge of Horus' flagship. He saw a veritable angel call upon Horus to answer for his crimes, and he saw that angel die as messily as any guardsman. His Emperor - who he fervently believes is a god incarnate, even if he's not supposed to - lies mortally wounded, and Horus, perhaps, has taken a moment to gloat before he strikes the killing blow.'' '' And yet there he is, standing, all alone, between the Warmaster of everything humanity have ever fought against and the greatest being amongs all humanity, if even not godhood.'' ''His armor is slightly more effective than tissue paper, his weapon slightly more powerful than a flashlight. A single electrified claw from Horus' weapon is bigger than his entire body. He stands before a being infused by the dark gods with incalculable power, that can and will obliterate his soul with no more effort than it would take him to swat a gnat. Nothing he can do could possibly make a difference.'' ''He could run. He could turn his weapon on himself. He could give in to the insidious whispers that echo from the ship's corridors into his mind.'' ''Ollanius Pius does the duty his Emperor requires of him. He dies standing and <b>holds the '''FUCKING''' line.</b>'' ===A short poem about Ollanius Pius=== [[File:The Last Stand 1.png|400px|thumb|right|HE BOUGHT THE EMPEROR TIME... TIME TO SAVE US ALL.]] The first time I hold my blood in my hands, <br>The first time I see a man with nothing. <br>Would be the first time I see my own lands, <br>Covered in heresy, death, and rotting. <br>My son stands over him corrupt and pale, <br>A guard Ollanius Pius stands free. <br>My fallen Horus lifts the deadly flail, <br>In one instant, the strength of man I see. <br>This mere man done what I was unable. <br>A tear flows from my eye and it is clear, <br>The tyrant's cold reign I must disable. <br>Briefly I know what it means to feel fear. <br>I leave the future to the strength of man, <br>For they alone do far more than I can. ===Another poem regarding Ollanius=== Somewhere in the universe a coin flip lands on its side. Somewhere in the universe a drop of water saves a life. Somewhere in the universe a pebble stops a landslide. Maybe it is because someone believed hard enough. Maybe it is because everything is secretly fair. Maybe it is because the universe is a vast place. Yesterday, I was very cold. Yesterday, I was very hungry. Yesterday, I wanted to run away. Today, I am going to believe hard enough. Today, a pebble will stop a landslide. [[Awesome|Today, I am not going anywhere.]]
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