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===The Creativity Movement=== Molyneux's cult is, if anything, at least as bonkers as Molyneux himself. Founded by Ukrainian immigrant and former Florida state legislator Ben Klassen as the Church of the Creator (later the World Church of the Creator), it distinguished itself from the average hate group by disavowing Christianity as [[Wat|being invented by the Jews to oppress white people]], and generally made a nuisance of itself in the small North Carolina town it established itself in. Following Klassen's suicide (to avoid a lawsuit brought on by the family of a black Gulf War veteran murdered by one of his followers) and several further lawsuits, the World Church of the Creator's new leader Matt Hale quickly got himself embroiled in a lawsuit with an actual church over the organization's name - [[Lulz|which it lost]] ([[Derp|Hale proceeded to blame this on the judge having a Jewish husband and two biracial grandchildren]]). In a stunning show of bad judgment, Hale then attempted to solicit the murder of the judge presiding over the lawsuit, only to be arrested when his chief of security was revealed to be an undercover FBI informant, and sentenced to 40 years in the Florence, Colorado Supermax prison. Said prison is infamous for holding folks like the Unabomber, El Chapo Guzman, terrorists of all creeds, inmates who escape repeatedly, mob bosses, drug lords, serial killers, prisoners who murdered in prison, traitors against the United States, pedos, cult leaders, pedo cult leaders and assorted other worst of the worst for whom the 23-hour solitary confinement every day seems to be too light of a sentence. The feds had been keeping a close eye on him ever since one of his top subordinates went on a racially-motivated shooting rampage in 1999 and linked the group to several other murders and attempted bombings. You might be wondering what the details of this religion they invented for themselves might be. Well, it's basically "White people are the most creative race, which somehow means that the others don't deserve to live". Yes, that's literally it. No gods, no metaphysics, no myths, no nothing. And yet they have the nerve to try and pass this singular idea off as a fully-fledged religion. Say what you will about Scientology, at least it has an actual fleshed-out dogma.
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