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===Archaon Book 1=== [[File:End Times- Archaon.png|thumb|350px|right|Abaddon wishes he was this cool.]] [[File:End Times- Archaon 2.png|thumb|350px|right|Copy-pasted from DOTA 2 Chaos Knight who in turn was copy-pasted from Warhammer Fantasy, wait, what?]] [[File:End Times- Archaon 3.png|thumb|350px|right|Chaos wins. '''GAME OVER''']] Vilitch fails to kill Karl Franz, dull surprise there. Archaon decides to kill Fateweaver and uses his blood to summon Ka'Bandha and so Khorne begins taking hold of the world. After the destruction of the Empire's last province, Averland(by then Nagash and the Undead Legions have taken over Sylvania), the survivors of the Empire evacuate to Athel Loren. Meanwhile Nagash gets his Black Pyramid destroyed by a skaven team led by Ikit Claw while busy fighting a horde of Nurglite daemons and undead (the latter under the command of Isabella von Carstein, who was revived and brainwashed by Nurgle, much to Vlad's distress). Now realizing that he can't fight Chaos on his own terms, he hesitantly decides to join the other Incarnates as his broken monolith no longer allows him to spam Reanimation Protocols (he also depleted too much power in a magical nuke he unleashed while chucking a tantrum over the Black Pyramid's destruction, which could have been far better used in the final battle). Unsurprisingly, the other Incarnates don't want to ally with the sociopathic, omnicidal bag of bones. Naggy gives them Mannfred as a scapegoat for some of his crimes and they accept his help, though no-one trusts him as far as they can throw him and keep him under heavy guard. Archaon starts the ritual to end the world by opening a new Chaos rift through what seems to be an Old-One device, most probably a warp-gate generator or a warp drive left over there, although it may also be a vortex warhead, in other words, Archie tried to pull the same trick used by the Dominus Astra to destroy [[Tyranids|Hive Fleet Behemoth]]. Ka'bandha calls Archaon out on camping in Middenheim rather than attacking and trying to cheese his way to victory with the artifact. Archaon tells Ka'bandha if he wants slaughter to seek them himself, so he does. Meanwhile the Warhammer Avengers, (called "Incarnates" to avoid copyright infringement), are stuck debating. This distraction allows Bea'lakor to sneak in and strike a deal with Mannfred, exchanging the latter's freedom for the chance to claim Lileath. Once free, Mannfred decides to switch sides and ally with Archaon, but not before he trolls the forces of order by telling the Brets who the Lady of the Lake really is and leaves her to Bea'lakor's clutches. This nearly works, but Jerrod, Tyrion and Malekith manage to save Lileath and capture Be'lakor. They interrogate Bea'lakor, which involves threatening to give him to Nagash as a test subject, to learn what was Chaos plan all along and try to storm Middenheim, which is the place of the ritual (of course, as we all know Chaos needs rituals and blood sacrifice for anything more complex than boiling water, go figure). After sealing away Bea'lakor they start to make a plan but they get held up by an endless horde of Khornate daemons. After some sacrifice they managed to get teleported to Middenheim (even Grimgor, who was busy squatting the factions on the other side of the world that GW couldn't bother to give army lists) and nearly halted the ritual but with their numbers diminished they couldn't make it before the ritual was completed. To their credit they did quite a job, killing more daemons than an entire Grey Knight company in an entire campaign, punching through the ritual defenses. Ka'bandha kicks the Incarnates collective asses, but gets fought to a stalemate when he takes on Nagash. Franz reunites with Ghal-Maraz and reveals that he is none other than Sigmar himself. Nagash backs off and Sigmar defeats Ka'bandha. In Grimgor vs Archaon round 2, Grimgor destroys the Eye of Sheerian, causing Archaon to unleash the daemon in his sword and kill Grimgor. The two forces clash, with Sigmar finally beating Archaon and throwing him into the rift. The Incarnates combine their powers to try to stop the rift, with Teclis filling in for Fire and Beasts. Then Mannfred pops up, goes full-retard noob and ruins the world by using an interrupt on the Incarnates when they where performing their counterspell. [[Rocks fall, everyone dies|This causes rocks to start falling]]; Teclis and Nagash suffer critical existence failure from power overload and power drain respectively, Balthazar was the one 'interrupted' - by Mannfred's sword - through his chest, Malekith gets his legs crushed saving Alarielle, Sigmar and Tyrion take a magical kick in the balls, with the latter entering RAEG-mode and killing Mannfred. Sigmar gets up just to get a rematch after Abaddon-wishes-he-was-cool-as-me comes back and making both him and Sigmar fall into the vortex while wrestling for Ghal-Maraz. Seriously, they should have replaced Sigmar for Gotrek so the emperor could have somehow used his plot armor to save the setting. Tyrion, Alarielle and Malekith pull up a seat and talk about what could have been until the rift gets them. In the end, Chaos pours through the new rift and the Warhammer world is destroyed with Athel Loren being the last to go, aside from the characters who fled there is one entity which was once human who manages to survive the final destruction of the world, and space, and time (never invest all your saving into a single Oak of Ages kids) and is plummeted into a new one where he makes a sort of miracle happens. He is later revealed to be Sigmar.
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